Spurious Georges Steals A Movie
Shirtless Nick Nolte, with his stringy blonde hair and black toque, resembles nobody so much as a roided out Jay (from the Clerks franchise).
I only just realized that 'Kuuga' is a meaningless word in both English and Japanese, and is instead from a made-up language within the show. I personally think it's silly to name your hero 'Masked Rider Jibber Jabber', but what do I know?
Hear me out: Gotham wouldn't even need the Batman if they would just hire a medically qualified and competent person to run Arkham Asylum.