i've been trying to explain to everyone that this is exactly what awaits me if i renew my driver's license

girl, atp just put my number on every samara weaving character's fridge and i'll help them handle whatever shit they're dealing with (just in case, add the number of a divorce attorney right next to it…)

i'm pretty sure this has never been uttered before, so it brings me great joy to say that the gays have finally gotten a happy ending in a slasher

a random man approaching me and beginning to talk about his trauma while i am in the middle of the woods about to kms would've actually pushed me to take the final step off that cliff