Like it's good and everything, but ends up being pretty by-the-numbers tbqh.

I found myself wishing they made a space movie where nothing scary or bad happens and the colony ship gets to where it's going and everybody lives happily ever after, and then I had to remind myself that I *chose* to watch an *Alien* movie, where that's guaranteed *not* to happen.

This is what would happen if AOC were president.

Real talk though this movie is a mess and a half.

Landmark moment in gay cinema

Made my whole family watch this on Easter. Now who's dragging who to church?