"Asparagus for dinner again. I hate asparagus. Does this mean I'll never grow up?"
if you ever saw me say some weird shit i was high or confused or scared or i meant it
im off twelve steven universe percocet, i’m fumbling bisexual bitches left and right. i don’t give a shit. i had to smoke the grass i was too busy touching your waifu’s balls. I have precambrian sea kin memories i swim in Trilobite pussy. Puffed the Nagito pack so hard they’re flying pride flags half mast. this shit ain’t nothing to me man. Refer back to my bio motherfucker, check the pronouns you’ll see that I am him
every time i call in sick to work i think of that scene in severance season 1 where mark calls out to meet with petey and ms. cobel goes “did he sound sick?” and mr. milchick says “i don’t know he said it was gastric”
