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puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

uprooted season 2 episode 1, jean Claude to booker

I just need you guys to see this

wallace gromited so that chicken run. is this something

well you can’t say i didn’t try ❤️

i’m in spain rn and i said wallace gromited so that chicken run to my friend on the bus and the woman in front of us looked back at us then pulled out english duolingo

Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

"Quick" "easy" "lazy" recipes love to pretend that prep and cleanup occur within a pocket dimension outside time and space.

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

wow

bdsm stands for breakfast dinner snacks and meal

BDSM is an acronym for the members of the beatles. don't believe me? why

Bingo, Dingo, Singo, and Maul

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

i hope mormons have a huge schism that culminates in a civil war in utah and nobody survives and all the crumbl cookies close and all the dirty sodas go off the menus and music gets a little less annoying for a minute

What do you have against Crumbl and dirty sodas? If you don't like them, don't buy them.

Don't be a Republican (derogatory) about other people liking things you don't.

girl

Reported.

noted

a lot of the walking trails here have these signs that are meant to inform you about local flora and fauna just like. for fun. but i really enjoy the fact that they kind of resemble warning signs.

like ALERT. WATCH OUT....... theres birds and. trees. :) okay continue.

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

really like this comment that seems to imply that all musicians go to hell no matter what. which is true

ill love it