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Wrong: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because she was Lord Byron's daughter.

Right: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because that was the closest you could get in 1850 to being a Super Mario 64 speedrunner.

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This is how I found out that Ada Lovelace was Lord Byrons daughter

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Well, yeah. That's why she received the unusual education which laid the foundation for her later discoveries in the first place. Her mother, Lady Byron, firmly believed three things:

  1. It was her responsibility as a mother to ensure that Ada didn't turn out like her father;
  2. Fundamentally, the thing that was wrong with Lord Byron is that he was a poet; and
  3. The opposite of poetry is math.

Ada Lovelace's biography handily illustrates how well this theory worked out in practice.

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