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Hello, welcome to this. Feel free to call me Alvy, Nikole, Niki, or even simply N. I’m being accurate to my name and being Lazy (actually I’ll just know who you’re referring to with all of them).
Speaking of referring, I’d recommend (after much consideration) just simply guessing at what pronouns to use. Have fun with it, switch it up mid sentence, it brings me a joy to cause chaos with something that I cannot control. If it pains you to do so, try and use one/one (aka one/oneself). Honestly, to get a taste of the suffering, check out my pronouns page
Have a wheel to spin to choose some random pronouns for me because one/one is complicated
I’ll reference it sometimes, so know that I am a redhead. Actually I’m more likely to reference that I live in Wyoming or that I have Scottish and Irish ancestry (hence the hair), but the hair is the easy part. Yes I ac’ually sound like this, as you can see, it’s no’ easy to write ou’. Besides, it makes it difficul’ to read.
I don't have a Do Not Interact, but some of my mutuals do. Many people don't think to check and so I say to follow the concept of checking the intro post before following! Most of 'em don't notice it unless you follow them or go through their blog. We're all people here, we make mistakes. Just don't be a jerk (I use that broadly) and you're fine :D
I often forget to indicate my tone, which I’m working on, so like… feel free to yell at me for it if I forget them, or just let me know, both work I guess. Sometimes I simply cannot indicate my tone because not even I know what my tone is, or what feeling I meant to convey. Those days are Not Fun. (Ironic to mention when it’s one of those days as I write this)
If you haven’t clocked it already, my formality is forever at y=3 while everyone else is somewhere around y=xsinx, I’d be sorry about it but I have no sorry cards left and can’t be bothered to print more. Anyone who says it’s AI speaking will be bonked with a baseball bat.
Sometimes I get serious. If you ignore it I will not have any hard feelings. Those times are just me needing to get something into the void because it’s crushing me.
Things that are buttons which cause a never ending yapfest:
> Lore of any game I know the lore of
> Big Hole (for clarification, just ask, but I warned you)
> 1917, don’t ask, it will never end. I got from this to hot dogs before, it will not end. (Hint: ended in 1991)
> Anything linguistics. Escribo en español un poco, pero mi estado cree escribo más bueno de la realidad.
> Don’t, and I mean really don’t, get me started on supernovae and black holes
> Neuvillette. (Or any Genshin character for that matter, all roads lead to Neuvi)
> Illuga (also a Genshin character but the road split at some point)
> Slavic names, especially ones with diminutives
> How did I miss writing astronomy things the first time? Anything astronomy.
Mind you, these might actually have an end to the yapfest if I’m extremely restrained by my own willpower, but don’t bet on it. You’ll probably have to end it. I am practically incapable of ending a conversation.
Also know that I may disappear randomly for a month, that happens sometimes. When irl things occur I just forget tumblr exists. I’m not ignoring you or having difficulties, it’s just that I have irl stuff happening (usually good stuff!)
By the way I write fanfic! It’s only Genshin stuff so far but the username is Lazy_N, in case you wanted to know where my screaming goes other than here.
Bi the way I’m bi
Clarifying that I can buy medicine that requires an ID. (In Wyoming have to be 18+ to buy cold medicine, and I can confidently say that I have bought cold medicine for myself before. I am over 18. Fridging trust me on this. I’m in college for fridges sake)
I have SPCD and made a whole post explaining it so I can just link it whenever I need to
The banner is my cat Hope and my profile picture is Alan! They’re such cuties, please ask me about them! I have many photos, though half the time I can’t find the cats themselves and half the photos have a lot of revealing info, like my address on a box, so I can’t guarantee a photo will be shown quickly
I have, as of 23rd of April, 2026, realised I am apparently a furry. This was a long time coming, and I am equally baffled. Does this mean I’ll be changing my OC’s? Very unlikely. Am I more likely to make a Version with wings instead of arms? Yes. Am I going to do that soon? No. <-Actively began changing OC’s a day after saying this <-Still isn't even close to done <-Has made many characters into specific animals now
As of August 11, 2026, I realised I am more than a furry. Yes, Alvy is my fursona, but I am also a birdkin. This changes very little as I've been referring to myself as a bird prior to accepting this and YES I REALLY SHOULD'VE KNOWN SO MUCH SOONER HOLY FRIDGE-
Have a photo of Mage Nikole, pettiest mage in the west
