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"He sees the best in everyone and I...I see the truth."

do you think other members of WISE ever run into yor/anya/bond in the wild and it's like seeing a local celebrity because that's THE twilight's cover family but also they don't know they're local celebrities to you so you can't say or do anything? but then weirdly the daughter starts acting funny around you? and weirdly the mother moves an incorrectly parked car with one hand? and the dog goes to catch a piece of food that falls before it's even fallen? but you can't say anything because that's twilight's cover and it would be interference, and surely there must be some explanation? but twilight doesn't seem to be ruffled or even concerned with any of it??

No bc the agents are all:

This makes perfect sense. Agent Twilight would pick a perfectly capable family with remarkable abilities that would allow him to work without fear.

Meanwhile Twilight is like:

man gotta cook dinner so that way Yor doesn’t poison us. Gotta make sure Anya studies. Gotta train this strangely intelligent dog. #justdadthings this is a completely normal family

Other people have made better posts about it but this is still my favorite dynamic in spy x family

Loid Forger is up to his eyeballs in PTSD and masking the hell out of it, gets stress ulcers, and is playing 5 dimensional chess with every interaction, figuring out and counteracting both people's individual and collective motivations and weaknesses. But he's also like "ough how do i maintain a healthy and respectful fake relationship with my beautiful stacked superhuman goddess wife who misses 40% of all social cues and wears backless sweater dresses all the time. This is really tough." The character of all time.

I remember right after the Superman movie come out everyone was making the “Clark saved Lex’s life by saving Krypto before Kara ever found out” jokes and its absolutely fantastic to me how supergirl 100% confirmed that to be true. Lex doesn’t even KNOW how lucky he is that he got the emotionally stable super

Superman: to defeat you I am going to punch you. Maybe laserbeam you. Maybe, if you're particularly bad, run you through a few buildings.

Supergirl: TRIPLE BACKSLAM INTO THE GROUND MOTHERFUCKER

Look I don't think Supergirl (2026) is secretly a perfect masterpiece or anything (I personally thought it was like. a 6/10 fun time) but I do think it's wild that Tumblr isn't going crazy for it because this Kara is one coattailed suit away from being a Tumblr sexyman. she is the flawed messy female character people have supposedly been clamouring for. she's the popular archetype of a gruff self-destructive alcoholic middle-aged man begrudgingly having to look after a kid and growing fond of them but genderswapped and also 23. she's allowed to be visibly messy and kind of gross and her hair is constantly all over the place and she literally cries, screams, throws up, and pisses onscreen. she's caustic and mean and puts up an act of carelessness but has a heart of gold. she's heavily traumatised and coping with it terribly. if anything happens to her dog she will kill everyone in this room and then herself. she spends most of the movie in a trench coat and baggy band T-shirt. she gets into bar brawls and breaks a guy's hand. she is Going Through It 24/7 and looks the part. she stabs a guy in the throat. how is everyone else not obsessed with her.

Credits to Victor Reynolds on Facebook

Just got out of seeing supergirl is really good. Do yourselves a favor and go give it a chance

I'm sorry but if I see one more middle aged man complain about how Milly's supergirl is unlikable and obnoxious, I'm going to combust. Shes REAL. She is messy and kind of a bitch and she's hurting but she's also badass and she's TRYING. That's what being a woman is!! I loved her!! I am her!! Guys please.

God people can’t stand to see a slightly imperfect female character. She’s so real.

It's been a good superhero movie year not gonna lie

Finally, a "jaded alcoholic man whose loved ones are all dead avenges his dog" movie where the man's a woman and the dog doesn't die.

TADC EPISODE 9 SPOILER

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" unconsciously adoring each other's avatar "

*pomni playing daisy bell*

dont ask how she got the piano in the tent she just conjured it, trust

They don’t fucking know how much they mean to each other in a different world FUCK.

She isn’t her step mom, she’s the mom that stepped up!

Congratulations on your new loving, extremely loud mom