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In Which Elrond Has a Birthday And Aragorn Gets A Present

Hi all- is anyone still out there?

Well, if you are, and if you're still interested in LOTR humour, I've just posted on LJ a LOTR parody I wrote some years ago for ringbearer.org.

Title: In Which Elrond has a Birthday And Aragorn Gets a Present
Fandom: LOTR/ Winnie the Pooh
Genre: Parody
Author: Ineptshieldmaid, although I went by another name on RB. (Still do, actually. Intending to change it over soon.)
Rating: G

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A Cult Classic for the End Times

Blues4Kali- A Cult Classic for the End Times


What will Winter Solstice bring in 2012? ...an instant of Karma? ...an ethereal spiral dance of the collective soul? ... cosmic judgment leveled against civilization's expanse? ...destruction of the world as we know it? ...a chance for a new start? ...the rise and the revenge of the Goddess? or simply another day in the life of paranoia? These are the false prophesies that your pastor warned you about!
Reality Exchange Program
"Makes DMT seem like a whip-it."

Crazy Bear said there'd be days like this. As usual, no one believed him. Now, all I want to know is: where IS that lifeboat, and how DO I ditch this ship of fools, without any of these bliss ninnies noticing that I'm already gone?
Captain, my ass. We are equal in this sea of madness.
That iceberg is looking awfully big.

New Age Metaphysical Books Amana Mission is on a quest to save the world, and the only problem is, she can't remember why she got involved with such an obvious scam in the first place. Jesus saves. Christ. What a loser.
Kali kills first, and recycles later.
Hitchhikers, load up for a ride to the Other Side. You may wish you had gone Greyhound.
"What the...?"
*A cranky band of prankster peace warriors who absolutely cannot resist messing with each other's minds, no matter the cost.
*Cocky alchemy-dabbling quantum surfers, navigating the Ethersphere with hand-held computers, switching timelines to find a better party vibe and swap tips about the best temporary toilets for use as interdimensional portals.
*A burnt-out visionary hippie millionaire on a mission from Gaia to build a better "communitopia" by underwriting a convoy carrying telepathic priestesses.
*A wheelchair-bound mindpilot propelling a crystal-powered Seed Bank toward the post-Apocalyptic Garden, with psychic precision...and a predilection for high-velocity extreme driving.
*Hermaphrodite time-jumper fleeing a fate worse than death.
*Anarchist ghettoes where anything goes-except escape.
*Ancient Principals vying like sweatsoaked carpetbaggers for our loyalty as the Final Vote is tallied.
*Long-haired security patrols collecting a cannabis tribute tax from all pilgrims to the Valley of Fun.
*And an underground meat mafia bringing a black magic revival to a bloodless dreamworld gone bland.
All brought together by a secret psychedelic superdrug that tunes users in to reality through the eyes of another archetypal avatar inhabiting a different state of space and time. Mahayana made easy. Budding Buddha natures are running amuck on a virtual superhighway where all roads lead to the Bo tree and singularity.
Twenty-first century Tantra is about more than sex, drugs, and rock and roll.Confronting the Karma of every wasted breath is only the first step.
Welcome to the End Times. Kali awaits. She already knows who you are.
Do you?
The 21st century counterculture is even weirder than it appears on the surface. This is not your mommy’s MTV Road Rules. Satire Parody and Humor.

Ride along on this mesmerizing, metaphor-packed bus trip toward ecstasy and enlightenment, as three real-time guides-Amana, Sissy, and Deva, let you in on what they learned when they asked what It was really all about, after all.
Become them for a multilevel metafictional tour of infinity and awaken yourself to the miracle-a-minute magic of mighty Mother Kali!

Science Fiction Novel Blues 4 Kali

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Fic: Random Conversations 2/5

Title: Random Conversations 2/5
Author: Rainien (rainien@hotmail.com)
Rating: hard R for sometimes-foul launguage, mentions of incest/twincest, slash, and mpreg. Nothing graphic.
Genre: Humor
Archive: AFF, my website, laughlorien, anywhere else, please ask.
Disclaimer: None of the LotR characters belong to me. They belong to The Professor. shanastay and Valkyrie belong to themselves.
Summary: Random conversations in one of the Imladris gardens.
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Fic: Random Conversations 1/5

Title: Random Conversations 1/5
Author: Rainien (rainien@hotmail.com)
Rating: hard R for sometimes-foul launguage, mentions of incest/twincest, slash, and mpreg. Nothing graphic.
Genre: Humor
Archive: AFF, my website, laughlorien, anywhere else, please ask.
Disclaimer: None of the LotR characters belong to me. They belong to The Professor. shanastay and Valkyrie belong to themselves.
Summary: Random conversations in one of the Imladris gardens.

A/N: This is what happens when a would-be fanfic author goes slightly mental while trying to work on a challenge from a friend. Special thanks goes to shanastay as this never would have come about had it not been for a late-night, sleep-deprived IM chat. As this idea formed, it because an exercise in writing dialogue. For that reason, this reads much like a script with very few actions denoted *like this.* All five chapters are completed so I'll post the next chapter in a few days.

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OT: 2004 Mithril Awards

Mithril Awards 2004: Voting now open



The list of semi-finalists in the Mithril Awards for Tolkien Fanfiction 2004
is now available on the awards
site
. Congratulations to all those who made the lists, commiserations to
all those who didn't -- competition was fierce in many categories.

Voting is now open in the Voters' Choice categories. Visit the online voting
form at the awards site to
vote for your choices from all the stories, poems & research articles that
have reached the semi-final stage.

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lotr_reunion seeking players

lotr_reunion is an LOTR RPS RPG that has been going for a while now, but has recently underwent some overhauling and restructuring. We are still looking for new players though. Below is more information, and for even more please go here. To join, please contact the the moderator.

When: Current year is 2006, day/month will coincide with the current day and month, only 2 years in the future.

Where: Wellington, New Zealand (base of play, but other characters are other places as well)

Setting: The reunion party has already happened, and now everyone is living their day to day life in Welly or other places. There are bi-monthly chats that bring the cast as together as is possible. And there are always chats going on between 2+ people in their own private plot lines.

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LOTR/Charmed Crossover RPG

I'd like to tell you about , an LOTR/Charmed RPS RPG crossover game.

This RPG is set in Seattle, in the charmed-verse where witches, demons, warlocks, whitelighters and other magical creatures are a reality. Any of these types of creatures mentioned (and not mentioned) are open for people to play, though normal humans are also welcomed and strongly desired.

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Hey all. :) The name's Carly, long time lurker, first time (or at least first I can remember) poster. I have something I'd like help with, but it should be fun. I have a LotR humor page (http://www.geocities.com/jedi_witc…) and I'm collecting audience partisipation lines for all three movies. Fellowship already has a lot, but I need major help for Two Towers and Return of the King. Any suggestions?
APLs are, of course, fun things to yell, say, or do while seeing either of the LotR movies. It's fine to do them at home with a group of friends, but of course, making a fool of yourself in a crouded theatre of strangers is so much better. Please e-mail me any ideas at tookology@yahoo.com! Tell me your name and which movie they go to, and I'll put you up on the site! Love!

Carly*

(Crossposted in churchofpeej, hobbits, lordoftherings, and pippinfans)