NO ONE IN THE WORLD EVER GETS WHAT THEY WANT

They should do an immersive Orpheus and Eurydice stage play where the whole audience has to turn their back on the stage though the actors still have choreography and if a single person looks back to try to view the performance then Eurydice dies and everyone has to go home

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

What’s wrong babe? You didn’t touch your cyclospora lettuce, e-coli blueberries, glass shard popsicles, salmonella jalapeños, and listeria cheese.

if you bought any outshine bars recently (as of August 18th 2026) check your fridge I have a recalled box in my freezer

me when my lonely mutual won't move halfway across the planet to go to the club with me

fuuuuuuck💔💔💔

i just want to have a nice day

the notion that it is trauma that licenses #problematic content sets such a shitty and dangerous precedent that still puts creators in a position where they need to justify themselves. it burdens ppl into disclosing deeply personal details and trauma to defend/excuse/validate their output that in no universe are others entitled to, so i think ppl really need to let that go as the go-to defense for the inclusion of dark and taboo subject matter in fiction anyway, as much as they think it is a palatable and convincing argument

these things shouldnt be off-limits for anybody and we need to construct our arguments around that

#“nono guys its ok op can draw/write this horrible thing because theyre intrinsically damaged and will never be normal like us :)”

THIS IS THE OTHER THING!

hair by afro ele

Cuno for art trade with friend!!

hey my girlfriend and I saw you trying to look inconspicuous from across the bar. please provide your full opinion on the mughal empire and its actions during the years 1526–1719 so we can judge the calibre of your heart. quickly now

Never forget what they took from us.

For those asking how it compares today

and also

Mid-year 2026 update (this is without tax):

Just to round out the comparison.

The next time you say Crosby Stills and Nash could you include me? Crosby Stills Nash and Young if you don’t mind

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

and my next trick is drawing parallels between two completely unrelated pieces of media that are millennia apart