Who: Dr. Darling & open!
Where: greenhouse, hallways, wildcard!
When: Six Impossible Things flood
Warnings: will edit if needed

hallways
Dr. Darling lives on the seventh floor. Dr. Darling also works in the Engine Room. As such, Dr. Darling gets very tired of this nonsense very quickly. Sure, there's fun things to explore and the temporal bubbles of the Barge is fascinating and his theory that death is broken because of whatever Alucard and Trevor did during port is very quickly gaining proof but it's taken him two hours to get to the Engine Room this morning and that's before dodging all the mushrooms in the hallway, mushrooms that he 100% is not eating or trying to inhale.

Even though she isn't here, the voice of Dr. Raya Underhill is still present in his head, pointing out that Casper, don't be a moron, study the mushrooms and don't put one in your mouth. Do as you're told, don't eat the Mold. Or mushrooms.

It's when he's leaving his shift or trying to get to his room or trying to get to the dining room that Dr. Darling opens a door and steps right into a completely different hallway. Though he's trying to keep up his bright, chipper, Dr. Darling nature, it's obvious he's a little tired by all this. "Okay!" he says, trying to keep his spirit up. "This is not my cabin, but that's okay! Fifth time's the charm!"

greenhouse
The plants at the Bureau weren't narcs. Darling normally just talks to the plants and doesn't do much in the way of actual plant care. But today, when he went to talk to the plants, Darling heard some grass pipe up that hey, there's this guy back home that Dr. Darling likes but based on the way he talks about him, he might like like him. So nope. No fun little conversations today. Today is damage control and bribery.

Darling's actually working in the greenhouse today, kneeling down in the dirt, weeding some of the flowerbeds. He's still talking to the plants as he does so. But it's less 'idle chitchat and secret worries that nobody else will know' and more 'outright bribes.'

"You see? I bet you feel so much nicer right now, with all those weeds gone. You know what would be a wonderful thing you could do in repayment? Not talk about me until this flood's done! Easy enough!"

wildcard
( it's a wildcard! hit me up with whatever! )