Arthur Lester (
lestercraft) wrote in
lastvoyageslogs2026-04-24 09:45 am
Thirty-Second Bar: Freddo
WHO: Arthur and the general public
WHAT: April spam + first half of port!
WHERE: Barge + Old London
WHEN: Start of March
WARNINGS: Malevolent spoilers(?)/theorising
April Spam
Port!
Wardrobe
Out shopping/Wildcard
WHAT: April spam + first half of port!
WHERE: Barge + Old London
WHEN: Start of March
WARNINGS: Malevolent spoilers(?)/theorising
April Spam
John and Arthur are usually fairly accurate barometers of each other's mood. One of them being in a good mood is usually reflected in the other, consciously or not. One of the odd perks of being soulbound, really - that they can't hide that from each other, and that they affect each other's moods.
So when John goes to ground, it's unsubtle that Arthur's mood shifts as well (though admittedly part of that is a genuine mood change on his own part, too). So it's easier than not to catch him looking frustrated or terse, a masterful resting bitch face until he catches himself when he remembers there's someone nearby. And he's still polite, still civil, just... less inclined to start a conversation or carry one on right away.
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Wardrobe
He sticks his head out on deck for five minutes, realises where exactly they have landed (because if he didn't recognise the fucking smell of good old London to begin with, he's pretty sure that's Big Ben in the distance through the smog), and quickly ducks back to the Wardrobe to start loading a trolley with a variety of clothes that might make people stand out less, even with the Barge's help. Maybe nothing will happen and he's being paranoid, but it was better to be safe than sorry.
So whoever comes by the Wardrobe will find the most relevant items they might need already set up near the doors, in a variety of sizes and styles.
Out shopping/Wildcard
Luckily, Arthur's own outfit is relatively timeless, but since he's taking the opportunity to kit everyone else up anyway he gets himself something a little nicer.
So when Arthur does finally go out on port, he's looking rather dandy himself (albeit a dark riding hat, rather than a top hat), seamlessly blending in, accent and all. Still in a mood, admittedly, but perfectly able of doing his job.
Though to the supernatural creatures that might be on port, this might be a mark to avoid: however human he looks, there's an aura to him, borne from within as much as ownership claimed, that marks him as... off. Not dangerous, in the same way as the wolves or vampires, but almost toxic, some hitherto unknown and unknowable power with the same gold-yellow as a colourful poisonous frog. Approach at own risk.

april spam!
They're only seen near or in John's cabin -- or near John himself -- in cat form the last few days. And to some degree they've pulled back from John overall as well, not actively seeking attention and affection at typical rates. Individually any one of those might be odd but not worthy of much attention, but together... well.
I need some space, I'll be alright is only convincing for so long, no matter how authentically-sounding it's delivered. This is the first time in days Ash has stepped into the Wardrobe at all -- currently they're very invested in looking at some boots. Or at least invested in looking invested.
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And he knows, now, thanks to that abrupt little confession previously, that the avoidance is some vicarious attempt to make sure Ash doesn't give themself the opportunity to lose to the impulse to hurt someone. Which would be noble enough if it wasn't bewilderingly stupid at this point and proven to fail.
So seeing him walk into the wardrobe pretending nothing is wrong - he'd be fine with being ignored normally, but right now?
One of the loafers he's been idly buffing at the front counter gets gripped tight in his hand, and he whips around to throw it at Ashton.
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Everything's great! Everything's fine. Why would everything not be great.
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"Oh, fuck off," he mutters, as he slams the other down and crosses over to storm up to Ashton directly and grabs their shoulder to spin him around. If Ashton lets him - they might very well try and snap his hand off with the shadows, but he doesn't care.
"Didn't we already establish that if you're pissed off at me, you should say it to my fucking face so we can deal with it?"
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On the way off the boat
"Lookin' dapper as fuck," he notes, giving Arthur a quick once over.
"Almost like ya were made fer it." Sweeney's kind of iffy on when Arthur is actually from, but for one as old as he is, it's close enough.
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"Thanks, Red." He flaps the tail of his coat out a little to settle it better around his legs. "Honestly I wonder how much I must look like my own grandfather - he would've been about my age, I think, here and now."
And he's more than happy to open the way for Sweeney, with an easy gesture to let his friend go first.
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"You happy fer the excuse? Ta get dolled up, I mean." He cocks his head to the side, as he starts his way off the boat, appreciative of Arthur's indulgence.
"You got big plans?"
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"Is this really the kinda stuff we gotta wear if we don't wanna stand out in this place?"
Even accounting for that it's a foreign country, all these clothes look so... nerdy. Gojyo has acquired a certain fondness for nerds in recent years, but even then, he doesn't wanna look like one.
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"Honestly, most of this is so you don't stand out with the upper class. If we're going to go off fleecing rich assholes, may as well look the part."
He glances over Gojyo's outfit with an analytical eye. "Really, what you're wearing now is more or less fine, you'd fit in as a labourer perfectly well." A neutral-positive comment, really. "We could maybe swap pieces out for something that look more local, but you look, er." He gestures to his own face in demonstration. "Exotic enough that no one should really question it."
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"What kind of amateur needs to look rich in order to steal from them?"
Heh.
"'Labourer' suits me just fine. Not planning on hitting up the fancy places."
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Wardrobe
She came down, glancing around, before seeing Arthur and in spotting him, her face lit up. And seeing Arthur, her arms opened up, ready to give him a big hug as a greeting. Which was, well- a change from how they used to be.
"Hey Uncle Arthur." Her voice was warm. "Are you getting swarmed with attention today?"
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His fingers comb through her hair as he looks back at the display. "Yes, actually, which is rather the surprising part. I'm not sure if people are following my lead because I've set up the option, or if it's simply an uncharacteristic abundance of caution."
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"You looked like you could use a hug or five. And...it might be both because you made it easy, or people haven't gotten the chance to play dress up. Not for awhile at least."
She glanced up to Arthur, still smiling. "I know I've been just wearing the same style for some time. But I might get a little cold in it."
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Arthur will find him going through the pre-chosen coats, trying to find something that fits without standing out too much. Dark colors, of course -- green or black -- and no expensive embroidery....
He picks up a bottle-green tailcoat with a considering air, checking its width against his shoulders.
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He flicks through a few hooks quickly. "I thought I put... ah, there we go!" And he holds up an Inverness coat for him. "Here - it's supposed to look large on you, so as long as you've got a vest to cover your shirt you'll fit in and still have your usual range of motion."
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All right, perhaps Victorian fashion isn't exactly tailored to allow ease of movement for combat, but consider: it should be.
He turns the coat he'd chosen around to get a better look at the sleeves, wondering how hard it would be to re-tailor it a bit himself.
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Wildcard
Still, she was a little bit of a dandy herself as she drifted to his side.
"I think," She pitched her voice for Arthur's ears, "you have been subject of intrigue and gossip for the wizards of British society. Least from what I've gathered."
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"And I'm sure if they come knocking they'll be in for a surprise," he says flatly, passing over some coin so he can take the bag of shopping from a vendor. "Until then, it's hardly my problem."
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"I'm sure it won't be a problem, until it is." Her voice was smooth but to Arthur- there was that slight tremble in her voice that came from nerves. "But I hope it won't happen. Need a hand with the bags, or the shopping?"
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Port Wildcard!
He has never had more fun!
birb
Is the smell bothering you, Arthur? Our friend had some issues with the smell.
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The question makes him hum vaguely. "I"m not surprise Sport's having some issues with it. As much as he might call himself human he's very much not." He shifts to press a distracted kiss into John's feathers. "I'm actually used to it, really, it doesn't smell all that much worse than when I was growing up."
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The little bird gives a shivery flutter of delight at the affection before letting out a soft cooing note, crystaline and clear.
I'm surprised. You're usually gagging when it's this strong. Is it just because it's familiar?
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Wardrobe
"Oh my GOSH I love dress-up! What should I be? A fashionista? A poor, innocent pauper? A vendor? The possibilities are endless!"