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Flood: Two Cents
Who: The Cat King and OPEN
What: The Two Cents flood
When: Mostly towards the end of the week
Where: Various
Warnings: Depression, CK being particularly nasty, potential violence/blood drinking
The Cat King hasn't been seen out and about in a couple weeks. His Court still patrols the Barge, but the orange tom himself is apparently missing, in either form. Those who know where to look will, of course, find him in his cabin, if they're small enough to fit through the cat-flap that serves as an entrance these days.
He knows a flood is due, but he hardly notices a change, the first couple days. Perhaps his sense of smell is dulled, or his balance skewed, but he hardly gets up for more than dragging himself to the litterbox and picking at his food, so it doesn't much matter.
Then day three comes. And with it, the hunger.
He tries to ignore it, at first. To sleep it away. He eats a full can of cat food for the first time in a while, but the hunger stays. He paces, scratches furiously at a post. Yowls in frustration. But eventually, as the gnawing in his gut gets worse and worse, he's forced to go outside.
He prowls through the Dining Hall, lean and lanky and almost... dustier than usual. Like he hasn't been grooming properly. He smacks food out of people's hands, only to taste it and spit it out. He tries the Lounge and Speakeasy too, trying to figure out what this craving is that's driving him mad. And it lasts days.
By the end, he might well be distressed enough to bite someone. But at least then he'll realize what he's been wanting.
Blood. Human blood.
What: The Two Cents flood
When: Mostly towards the end of the week
Where: Various
Warnings: Depression, CK being particularly nasty, potential violence/blood drinking
The Cat King hasn't been seen out and about in a couple weeks. His Court still patrols the Barge, but the orange tom himself is apparently missing, in either form. Those who know where to look will, of course, find him in his cabin, if they're small enough to fit through the cat-flap that serves as an entrance these days.
He knows a flood is due, but he hardly notices a change, the first couple days. Perhaps his sense of smell is dulled, or his balance skewed, but he hardly gets up for more than dragging himself to the litterbox and picking at his food, so it doesn't much matter.
Then day three comes. And with it, the hunger.
He tries to ignore it, at first. To sleep it away. He eats a full can of cat food for the first time in a while, but the hunger stays. He paces, scratches furiously at a post. Yowls in frustration. But eventually, as the gnawing in his gut gets worse and worse, he's forced to go outside.
He prowls through the Dining Hall, lean and lanky and almost... dustier than usual. Like he hasn't been grooming properly. He smacks food out of people's hands, only to taste it and spit it out. He tries the Lounge and Speakeasy too, trying to figure out what this craving is that's driving him mad. And it lasts days.
By the end, he might well be distressed enough to bite someone. But at least then he'll realize what he's been wanting.
Blood. Human blood.

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So when the cat is spotted slinking through the dining hall, Vash doesn't pay him much mind, keeping his attention down on his meager meal. He's been trying to get creative about his limited diet, but without access to his own kitchen there's only so much he can do. He's stuck with the food that's already made or the buffet, and therefore today's meal is scrambled eggs and salsa. Honestly, it's one of the better combinations he's come up with! He's really enjoying this! He might go back for seconds!
And then there's a cat on the table, stealing his food!
"Wha... hey! That's mine!"
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Then he spits it out. Right back onto the plate with the uncontaminated food.
"Well, it's fucking awful. Get better taste."
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But he's hungry, and it's been a lousy couple of days, and this... this asshole ruined his meal for no good reason.
Without a second thought Vash reaches out and gives the Cat King a hard shove, intending to boot him right off the table and onto the floor.
"That wasn't yours!"
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Alas, today he only has the one. And that one is now bleeding and weighed down with one (1) angry orange hairball. Vash swears fluidly and flings his arm out hard to the side, trying to shake the cat free.
"Get off! What's wrong with you!?"
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Lounge
It's only toward the end of the flood that Astarion actually encounters the passenger he's unwittingly donated some of his more annoying traits to. He wedges the Lounge door open as a matter of course when he's working in the, and lifts an eyebrow at the sight of the orange cat crossing the threshold.
"Hello?"
Could be a wandering pet, or not. There are a lot of shapeshifters here.
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Nothing he's smelling so far seems especially appetizing, but the hunger still gnaws at him.
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Astarion lifts his eyebrows.
"I work here, darling. Fuck off yourself. Unless you actually wanted something to drink?"
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Astarion reaches out and snatches the skittering glass before it leaves the bar altogether.
"Perhaps you could describe what's wrong?"
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"Hello, you. Lovely to see you, as always. Looking for anything in particular or just out for some fresh air?"
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But he's so very hungry. And nothing seems to satisfy.
"What are you drinking?" He jumps onto the table to have a sniff.
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It's more difficult for Norton to assess the Cat King's mood when he's in this form, so he sees nothing but his curiosity, and so he rests his chin on his hand and flutters his eyelashes flirtatiously.
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"It's not what I want. Nothing is. But I'm so hungry I can't fucking stand it."
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She had been trying to find him, but she couldn't exactly fit in his cabin. She had tried to say hello, but he ignored her.
The fact that it was the dining hall didn't matter. The dust...she frowned, and made to touch him.
"...What have you gotten into? Do we need to clean the ship better?"
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"Leave it. I'm fine." Up close, it looks less like literal dust and more... dull. Unkempt."
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"You're not fine." She reached to gently stroke a cat cheek. "I know cats don't like it...but maybe you should come to my place? Have a bath."
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"Well...what are you craving? Maybe I can get some chicken?"
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"What's wrong? Can't find anything tasty?" he smiles and holds out his hands, signalling that he is unarmed, "Just tell me what you're craving and I'll get it for you. Sound like a good deal?"
He could never say no to a cat!
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"Let's try different kinds of meat, alright?"
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"You think that wasn't the first thing I tried?"
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"So maybe you need the opposite? We are in a flood, I think." he looks around and retrieves a plate of...
Vegetables.
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