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countthecats ([personal profile] countthecats) wrote in [community profile] lastvoyageslogs2025-08-21 09:03 pm
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Flood: Two Cents

Who: The Cat King and OPEN
What: The Two Cents flood
When: Mostly towards the end of the week
Where: Various
Warnings: Depression, CK being particularly nasty, potential violence/blood drinking

The Cat King hasn't been seen out and about in a couple weeks. His Court still patrols the Barge, but the orange tom himself is apparently missing, in either form. Those who know where to look will, of course, find him in his cabin, if they're small enough to fit through the cat-flap that serves as an entrance these days.

He knows a flood is due, but he hardly notices a change, the first couple days. Perhaps his sense of smell is dulled, or his balance skewed, but he hardly gets up for more than dragging himself to the litterbox and picking at his food, so it doesn't much matter.

Then day three comes. And with it, the hunger.

He tries to ignore it, at first. To sleep it away. He eats a full can of cat food for the first time in a while, but the hunger stays. He paces, scratches furiously at a post. Yowls in frustration. But eventually, as the gnawing in his gut gets worse and worse, he's forced to go outside.

He prowls through the Dining Hall, lean and lanky and almost... dustier than usual. Like he hasn't been grooming properly. He smacks food out of people's hands, only to taste it and spit it out. He tries the Lounge and Speakeasy too, trying to figure out what this craving is that's driving him mad. And it lasts days.

By the end, he might well be distressed enough to bite someone. But at least then he'll realize what he's been wanting.

Blood. Human blood.
love_and_peace: (look - disgusted.)

[personal profile] love_and_peace 2025-08-21 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
He's seen the cat around the ship, of course. It's hard to miss a bright orange cat, walking around like it owns the place, but he's never talked to it. To him? (He hasn't checked because that feels rude!)

So when the cat is spotted slinking through the dining hall, Vash doesn't pay him much mind, keeping his attention down on his meager meal. He's been trying to get creative about his limited diet, but without access to his own kitchen there's only so much he can do. He's stuck with the food that's already made or the buffet, and therefore today's meal is scrambled eggs and salsa. Honestly, it's one of the better combinations he's come up with! He's really enjoying this! He might go back for seconds!

And then there's a cat on the table, stealing his food!

"Wha... hey! That's mine!"
love_and_peace: (angry - tucked into his coat collar)

[personal profile] love_and_peace 2025-08-21 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
On another day, Vash might have startled at the fact that the cat can talk. On another day he'd have shoved back from the table, protested at the waste of food, at the destruction of his food, whined and made a whole scene with performative frustration.

But he's hungry, and it's been a lousy couple of days, and this... this asshole ruined his meal for no good reason.

Without a second thought Vash reaches out and gives the Cat King a hard shove, intending to boot him right off the table and onto the floor.

"That wasn't yours!"
love_and_peace: (angry - snarl)

[personal profile] love_and_peace 2025-08-22 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
If Vash had both arms, this ridiculous fight would have been over before it began.

Alas, today he only has the one. And that one is now bleeding and weighed down with one (1) angry orange hairball. Vash swears fluidly and flings his arm out hard to the side, trying to shake the cat free.

"Get off! What's wrong with you!?"

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Lounge

[personal profile] sixfeetofdirt 2025-08-23 10:37 am (UTC)(link)

It's only toward the end of the flood that Astarion actually encounters the passenger he's unwittingly donated some of his more annoying traits to. He wedges the Lounge door open as a matter of course when he's working in the, and lifts an eyebrow at the sight of the orange cat crossing the threshold.

"Hello?"

Could be a wandering pet, or not. There are a lot of shapeshifters here.

sixfeetofdirt: (Default)

Re: Lounge

[personal profile] sixfeetofdirt 2025-08-24 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)

Astarion lifts his eyebrows.

"I work here, darling. Fuck off yourself. Unless you actually wanted something to drink?"

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Re: Lounge

[personal profile] sixfeetofdirt 2025-08-25 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)

Astarion reaches out and snatches the skittering glass before it leaves the bar altogether.

"Perhaps you could describe what's wrong?"

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pharadyne: (who me?)

Lounge

[personal profile] pharadyne 2025-08-23 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Norton is having a cocktail late in the evening when he spots the orange cat. He's fairly sure it's the Cat King, although with all the felines on board he's not entirely certain. Still, better safe to be polite than not. Worst that happens if he's wrong is he just ends up genially addressing an oblivious ordinary cat.

"Hello, you. Lovely to see you, as always. Looking for anything in particular or just out for some fresh air?"
pharadyne: (cute)

[personal profile] pharadyne 2025-08-25 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Garibaldi. I thought I'd stick with something traditional this evening. What about you, want anything?"

It's more difficult for Norton to assess the Cat King's mood when he's in this form, so he sees nothing but his curiosity, and so he rests his chin on his hand and flutters his eyelashes flirtatiously.
pharadyne: (pic#14397547)

[personal profile] pharadyne 2025-08-26 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
"This may be a radical idea but have you tried eating?"

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planetdialup: (a cruel)

[personal profile] planetdialup 2025-08-24 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Cat King! There you are!"

She had been trying to find him, but she couldn't exactly fit in his cabin. She had tried to say hello, but he ignored her.

The fact that it was the dining hall didn't matter. The dust...she frowned, and made to touch him.

"...What have you gotten into? Do we need to clean the ship better?"
planetdialup: (death)

[personal profile] planetdialup 2025-08-25 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
It might turn into her chasing him, and no cat wanted that.

"You're not fine." She reached to gently stroke a cat cheek. "I know cats don't like it...but maybe you should come to my place? Have a bath."
planetdialup: (they know)

[personal profile] planetdialup 2025-08-25 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Bath and food...hmm." How odd. Hanna would feed CK and his court, she was sure of it.

"Well...what are you craving? Maybe I can get some chicken?"

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Dining Hall

[personal profile] slingingbullets 2025-08-24 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"King!" Yazoo's voice raises in obvious joy and he stalks after the feline. No, the food spitting, smacking and general grumpiness doesn't bother him in the least.

"What's wrong? Can't find anything tasty?" he smiles and holds out his hands, signalling that he is unarmed, "Just tell me what you're craving and I'll get it for you. Sound like a good deal?"

He could never say no to a cat!
slingingbullets: bold (audax)

[personal profile] slingingbullets 2025-08-25 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
"You haven't even given me a chance!" Yazoo inches out a hand - oh he wants to pet (even if said fur is dusty)! Sorry, Your Majesty, he isn't frightened by your grumpy face.

"Let's try different kinds of meat, alright?"
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[personal profile] slingingbullets 2025-08-25 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw. Yazoo grins at the little paw, placing his hands on his hips.

"So maybe you need the opposite? We are in a flood, I think." he looks around and retrieves a plate of...

Vegetables.

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