Who: Donut, her pet velociraptor Mongo, and you!
When: Shortly after port end
Where: All over, see bold for ship locations
What: Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk arrives and demands attention. And dirty shirlies.

The Admiral brought her here during a port. Donut is outraged! How is she supposed to make her grand entrance when half the ship is away and the other half is distracted? The timing on this is just awful: her PR team would never stand for it. It's like dropping her in the middle of a level and expecting her to play catch-up.

So while the rest of the ship is elsewhere, Donut prepares. First, she sends a message to the Admiral for Mongo to join her. Then she scrolls through the job list, zeroing in on 'Recreation' and immediately scoffing.

Wet Works? She is a cat! Fuck you, Admiral! Donut selects Commissary, and just like that, she's got a key to the shop.

She goes to inspect her job site the next morning. To her disgust, it's filled with tacky, terrible things of middling use. Awful! Just awful! Thankfully, Donut has innate good taste.

She calls for her pet and casts Clockwork Triplicate. Now there are three full-sized blue-and-red-feathered velociraptors all shrieking at each other. With 20 minutes on the clock, Donut gets to work;

"Mongo Prime, you stay with Mommy." She orders, directing a paw to the Commissary. "We are going to clean this place of all the seedy trash and start stocking things people actually want."

"Mongo Alpha! You're going to go to the Wardrobe. Find Mommy hats!" That Mongo screams in assent and takes off.

"Mongo Beta! Take Mommy's tiara and go up to the Lounge." She scribbles a note with a pen in her mouth and gives it to the happy, shrieking raptor who takes it in one of his claws. The note says; BARTENDER: PLEASE BRING DOWN A DIRTY SHIRLEY TO THE COMMISSARY. XOXO, PRINCESS DONUT. PS: IF YOU DON'T, MONGO WILL BE VERY UNHAPPY. :( :( :(

And they're off! Mongo Alpha to the Wardrobe, Mongo Beta to the Lounge. Of course, it's the Barge and they can't read, so who's to say they might end up Someplace Else, lost in a hallway or the library? They're big dinos who Donut can't always control. Thankfully, Mongo Prime stays with Donut and starts sorting through the commissary goods.