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lastvoyageslogs2013-10-14 07:16 pm
For You, The Living, This Mash Was Meant Too
All day, the doors to the gym and the pub have defied every attempt to open, loosen, break, see, sense, or smell through them, stoic and immobile as though a part of the wall themselves. However, just as the evening meal period is ending, the seal finally cracks and so do the doors, opening with slow, creaking menace to allow thick curls of fog to trail along the floor into the corridors, dispersing into the air several yards away from the respective entrances. The moment the first brave soul crosses the threshold, however, the real magic begins.
The Gym has been cleared of all sports and workout equipment and in its place is a large, wooden dancefloor. In the center in a pit several feet wide an enormous bonfire has been built, filling the space with comfortable, smoky heat and the faint hint of herbs; it isn't real and any attempt to manipulate it in any way will be ineffective, any attempt to remove any of the wood from it will gain only an unlit, unburned twig, but it is real in every sense that matters and is the primary source of light for the time being. There are swooping streamers in orange, black, and green twined through the rafters, cobwebs pulled between them, covering the walls that resemble nothing so much as the unreasonably large rib bones of some prehistoric creature viewed from the inside; among the hanging decorations are strange, floating lights that brighten and dim at random, like fairy lights. In one corner is a quartet of stringed instruments held by no one, jauntily and tirelessly playing tunes of all varieties that can be danced to in the remaining open space. Occasionally, they seem to produce music that the instrument for is not even present, some modern, some techno, and some rock. They are not solid and any attempt to interact or disrupt them will pass straight through as though a hologram - or a phantom - and the music will not so much as skip..
One entire wall is lined with tables laden with food and drink, every flavor and every culture on board represented in at least some small manner. Beware trying refreshments that are unfamiliar, passengers, as some of the delicacies are only edible to specific species. There are web-festooned chairs for those that would like to take a moment's rest, strange mirrors scattered here and there that may behave normally or may have strange effects on the reflection of those gazing into them, and small piles of what are probably fake bones here and there - any attempt to raise them will be fruitless, and anyone that takes one will find it has vanished if they set it down again. Ghost images flicker through occasionally of party guests in various costumes, faces indistinguishable, the soft clink of glasses and buzz of a crowd on one side of the room, the susurrus of night-time insects, the faint rattle of chains, and louder, more ghastly laughter on the other side. Mist swirls around the feet of the room's occupants, thick and cloying, but ever only a few inches off the floor.
The Pub has been redesigned in a much more opulent fashion, claustrophobic with velvet paneling on the walls, a fine black stone bartop, rich dark wood and booths as comfortable as an early-morning bed, gaslit lamps mounted on the walls and a broad, ornate but dim chandelier in the center. There are new drinks on the shelves, festive and gothic along with heavy silver and ruby goblets to drink them out of, and several bowls of snack food along the bar, including some that are oozing mist and occasionally turning or shaking ever so slightly of their own accord. There is no sign of the gore from the past week, and the buzz of the phantom crowd is louder here but still indistinguishable, lending the area a cozy, comfortable atmosphere despite the antiquated elegance that feels, if gazed upon too long, slightly cold and distant on a deep, subconscious level.
Any attempt to remove anything substantial from the rooms will cause it to fade into nonexistence; food and drink may be moved about the Barge. As the evening becomes early morning becomes the new day, the rooms will fade back to normal and remain that way.
[OOC: Open mingling log, spam or prose as preferred. Post with your characters that might end up in either of these rooms and mix it up for ONE fun, festive evening while it lasts. Early Happy Halloween/Samhain, Barge!]
The Gym has been cleared of all sports and workout equipment and in its place is a large, wooden dancefloor. In the center in a pit several feet wide an enormous bonfire has been built, filling the space with comfortable, smoky heat and the faint hint of herbs; it isn't real and any attempt to manipulate it in any way will be ineffective, any attempt to remove any of the wood from it will gain only an unlit, unburned twig, but it is real in every sense that matters and is the primary source of light for the time being. There are swooping streamers in orange, black, and green twined through the rafters, cobwebs pulled between them, covering the walls that resemble nothing so much as the unreasonably large rib bones of some prehistoric creature viewed from the inside; among the hanging decorations are strange, floating lights that brighten and dim at random, like fairy lights. In one corner is a quartet of stringed instruments held by no one, jauntily and tirelessly playing tunes of all varieties that can be danced to in the remaining open space. Occasionally, they seem to produce music that the instrument for is not even present, some modern, some techno, and some rock. They are not solid and any attempt to interact or disrupt them will pass straight through as though a hologram - or a phantom - and the music will not so much as skip..
One entire wall is lined with tables laden with food and drink, every flavor and every culture on board represented in at least some small manner. Beware trying refreshments that are unfamiliar, passengers, as some of the delicacies are only edible to specific species. There are web-festooned chairs for those that would like to take a moment's rest, strange mirrors scattered here and there that may behave normally or may have strange effects on the reflection of those gazing into them, and small piles of what are probably fake bones here and there - any attempt to raise them will be fruitless, and anyone that takes one will find it has vanished if they set it down again. Ghost images flicker through occasionally of party guests in various costumes, faces indistinguishable, the soft clink of glasses and buzz of a crowd on one side of the room, the susurrus of night-time insects, the faint rattle of chains, and louder, more ghastly laughter on the other side. Mist swirls around the feet of the room's occupants, thick and cloying, but ever only a few inches off the floor.
The Pub has been redesigned in a much more opulent fashion, claustrophobic with velvet paneling on the walls, a fine black stone bartop, rich dark wood and booths as comfortable as an early-morning bed, gaslit lamps mounted on the walls and a broad, ornate but dim chandelier in the center. There are new drinks on the shelves, festive and gothic along with heavy silver and ruby goblets to drink them out of, and several bowls of snack food along the bar, including some that are oozing mist and occasionally turning or shaking ever so slightly of their own accord. There is no sign of the gore from the past week, and the buzz of the phantom crowd is louder here but still indistinguishable, lending the area a cozy, comfortable atmosphere despite the antiquated elegance that feels, if gazed upon too long, slightly cold and distant on a deep, subconscious level.
Any attempt to remove anything substantial from the rooms will cause it to fade into nonexistence; food and drink may be moved about the Barge. As the evening becomes early morning becomes the new day, the rooms will fade back to normal and remain that way.
[OOC: Open mingling log, spam or prose as preferred. Post with your characters that might end up in either of these rooms and mix it up for ONE fun, festive evening while it lasts. Early Happy Halloween/Samhain, Barge!]

OOC: Questions and Clarifications
[ Gym - All Night ]
The bonfire is alarming until he realizes it's not actually burning anything, that it's contained. After that he laughs, glancing around, and ventures further into what is normally the gym. The food tables will, of course, require investigation, in between poking around every square inch of the place just to make sure it all really is fake, and talking to anyone he sees that he recognizes. Soon enough he's fully swept up in it, and prepared to stay the night - by the end of it it's even just because he's enjoying himself, not just because he's suspicious of what might happen.
He's still wearing the cowboy hat from the flood. Because why not, he asks; why not.
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"The flood is over," he announces to Dean, when the man wanders too close to the doorway.
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Mal, meanwhile, is across the room, inspecting the drinks selection. She has done nothing. At. All.
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[ Gym - Late Evening ]
Ben doesn't feel particularly inclined to go into the gym but he lingers at the door, watching, listening, and puzzling.
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Chromie pads up behind Ben from the hall, blinking curiously at the fog and new ceiling.
"How long has this been going on?"
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"You should come in. Alex is here." And he's had some to drink, Aeryn doesn't choose to share. "Some of the food is interesting."
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[ Pub - Early Morning ]
So he appropriates a booth, and a drink, and occupies himself in the pub instead.
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He didn't invite himself to sit, but he did at least want to check up on the boy. Both of them were intrigued by Slevin -- Two-Face more so than Harvey, though the other had his reasons for his interests -- and so it would do them both well to ask about his health.
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[ Gym - A brief visit ]
He didn't go to the dance floor; just got himself a treat, and took a patch of wall to hold up. The usual nerd thing. But at least this meant he was out of the infirmary... for all of fifteen minutes, lest someone pinned him down. After all, he had more patients then there were warden doctors and staying here wasn't really in the cards.
[ Gym; Early Evening -- Pub; Late Evening/Early Morning.]
Harvey eventually drifted away sometime in the late evening, headed up on deck to smoke -- and saw the pub was equally festive. He drifted in, still warm from the affects of what was assuredly rum-punch, and settled down to drink some more, watching to see who came up here, and nursed something sweet and heady while he sank into his thoughts.
[ Gym; Early Evening]
She comes up on his side - the bad one, in case he cares, she doesn't - and takes his arm.
"Come on, smiley, let's dance."
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Gym, Evening
She picks at some of the food, staring around her.
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"Hello, miss--" Her name escape him the moment, but he's sure he'll remember. "Are you feeling any better?"
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This from someone who is blatantly staring. She raises her eyebrows and takes a sip of her beer.
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[Gym! And occasionally pub! All evening!]
She's not actually everywhere at once; she's just doing her best impression of it. There'll be no drink untasted, no snack left behind, no one refused a dance. COME AT HER, BROS.]
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Speaking of, Barbara tosses her a bright grin from across a particularly colourful table.]
Risked the food yet?
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Re: GYM
PUB
[He's dressed as he usually is, in simple clothes, a weapon always hidden somewhere on him. He's never misused this privilege and, perversely, he's begun to take some pride in that fact. Not many inmates, especially those with his kill count, are allowed knives or guns.
Pride is good for him, and looks good on him. His expression is brighter, his head held higher. He can't say where, but he's begun to feel differently than he had when he first cam on board. Maybe some good change is due, for once.]
PUB YAY
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He doesn't actually mean to plow into her. He's tripped over one of the streamers, laughing too hard to catch himself gracefully, and he stops trying when he recognizes who he's headed for and calls his warning brightly at her instead. The hunter won't end up on top of her, he's not that far gone, but his arms are out to catch them both where they'll no doubt end up entangled. Somehow all without losing his hat.]
Poptart! Incoming!
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[ Gym, all evening]
He does dance, and dance well. Mostly modern styles, though he can break out some ballroom moves it's not his preference. He does, however, want to moving, drinking, eating, and socializing; an introvert he may be, but he's been alone and wound up and upset with no outlet, so he's in full Megamind for, with cape and flair and noise.
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. . . Slightly less after he sees the dancing, which is almost scarily impressive.
"Where the hell did you learn all that?"
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Still. There is food - some of which looks as though it could have come from a Sebacean colony, and upon tasting it Aeryn wonders just what it's supposed to mean, that there is food from whatever she could call home here. She also spots a food cube. That is not funny.
So she'll just stand here and glower at what looks like crackers - plain dry crackers - on the table while drinking soda. Possibly spiked.
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That is not the Megamind that's here today. This Megamind is happier, more energetic, and getting back to normal. Though still grieving Toshiko he's finally seen the sun again, and is happily skipping off the dance floor to find refreshment after enjoying a spin with someone or another.
"Ollo!" he says, as he takes up a drink and looks over the floor. He pops a spooky decorated fruit tart in his month, chews it up and swallows it down before he doubletakes a bit at Aeryn. "Oh, I don't tihnk we've met. I'm Megamind."
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He'd mentioned it to Dean once in passing and never again, especially since Dean had made no secret in turn of the fact that he didn't at all share this particular interest. Felix doesn't quite have the guts to go and bother him about it now. Instead, he hovers on the edge of the dance floor, a drink in hand and at least one already drunk, watching whoever decides to take the floor.
It's a bittersweet moment, for him. He's more grateful than he'd like to admit that the Barge has decided to throw something pleasant at them for a change instead of, oh, turning the gym and pub into pits of despair. He knows, though, what's coming for him, and he knows he's not going to want a party... nor, he suspects, will anyone want to throw one for him. This might be the last chance he gets, he thinks with an inward sigh, taking a large drink from his glass.
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And it helps that he knows most if not all of the people that show up in the gym. He's still wearing the cowboy hat - because why not - and he's perused the food line and he's ended up with several different drinks in his hand, and he's enjoying being in an element he doesn't get to indulge all that often back home, not outside of a case. Not unless he's working. This, though?
So by the time he spots Felix, looking typically like he's not sure whether he wants anyone to notice him or not, the vivaciousness that characterizes Dean is at a pretty good high, he's had just enough booze to make his nerves buzz and his grin loose, and he remembers with crystal clarity something he hadn't ever really intended to know. But he does know, although that's not why he gravitates to Felix now, sliding through the crowd to fetch up at his side with one arm already sliding with joyful incautiousness around his waist.
"Hey sweetheart - fancy meeting you here."
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The point is Alex has had some . . . probably punch that is probably just punch (no it isn't, and he knows it isn't, and isn't really that bothered for once), and he is very happy. No one is currently being murdered, and everything is decorated really hilariously, and his friends are here.
Even Aeryn. Although he sort of had to drag her.
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That said, he's clearly having a decent time, even if he's not getting wildly drunk like he used to at this sort of thing. He's sort of (sort of) outgrown that habit, so he's still on his first punch and is picking up on something sort of fuzzy and familiar coming from Alex, which is summoning a sort of incredulous, surprised-but-not-judging-because-I-mean-really expression.
"Are you alright?"
So, not exactly the same question Alex had asked him, but.
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The only things that are familiar to her are some of the party food and the mist, which is comforting, even if it doesn't move the way she's used to.
She has absolutely no idea what to do with streamers, though, and so makes a graceful beeline for beer.
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In the end, what the problem amounts to is that he's just far too comfortable with property damage as a way of life.
So this is what, apparently, one does with streamers: Dean has pulled down several handfuls that he kept walking facefirst into by the part of the drink table he's decided he likes best, and has begun decorating party guests with them instead. He's an equal opportunity deoorater: the moment Vin comes within reach of him, he flicks his wrist and pops out one of the orange streamers he'd rolled up in his palm so it unrolls in a shallow, unreasonably accurate arc over her, and grins broadly.
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