Hey Creed. Hey.

So I've made it a goal of mind to find someone willing to sleep with you on this ship who isn't Iris.

Problem is, I'm looking at the chart I made up purposely for this goal and I'm not having any luck.



Observe:



I mean, you're putting me in a rough spot, man. How am I supposed to work with this? I'd add in some wardens but I doubt you'd be interested. We need to talk about personal hygiene, dude. That would at least inch you up over the line. Ideally you'd want to be where Lark is, but I'm not a miracle worker.

Okay. Get back to me whenever.

I changed my mind and I'm making this public because maybe someone else can offer in their thoughts, I don't know. Don't fucking complain to me if you're on there and you disagree with your spot because my algorithm is flawless and I'm perfect at math.