In light of last week's events, it's come to my attention that some of us are un- or underprepared for the eventuality that is a flood. I suggest that if you feel these events caught you by surprise, you may wish to consider leaving a message in several different formats to your flood-affected self in the future.

If you wish, you may borrow my holo-projector to record yourselves. I'll leave it in the second floor lounge but can offer lessons privately for those whose universes don't have that sort of tech readily available to them.

This is for official use only in the event of flood or breach-related emergencies. If you abuse this privilege, the device will be removed.