Hildegard Antoinette Spellman (
thebubblyone) wrote in
lastvoyages2019-03-30 05:56 pm
05 ☾ Video ☾ Spam
...Right, well. Thank Satan that's all over.
If anyone needs a helping hand anywhere, you know, I'm only a quick shout away.
[Filtered away from Jon]
On another note, my cabin's been turned over and my familiars' enclosure got overturned along with it. They'll know to make their way back to me eventually, but if you see anybody like this...
[She holds up a tarantula-like spider on her palm.]
...just let me know, won't you? And please don't...step on any. Thank you!
[Private to Abigail]
How did you make it through all of that business, love?
[Private to Mikodez]
I'd offer to cook, but - well, like I say, my kitchen's in no fit state right now. But if you'd like to meet up in the dining hall tonight...?
[Open Spam]
[Hilda makes a point of checking in and making sure her friends are okay, making particular care to check on those she's learned in her short time on board are inveterate dumbasses who can't be fully trusted to look after themselves*.
She spends a lot of time in her cabin, fixing it up room by room, and a few days later the regular rotation of cookies and brownies near the dining room coffee station starts to reappear.
She also does some spider hunting around the ship generally, and whiles away the odd hour in the library.]
[*if you think your character is an inveterate dumbass who can't be fully trusted to look after themselves, they are]
If anyone needs a helping hand anywhere, you know, I'm only a quick shout away.
[Filtered away from Jon]
On another note, my cabin's been turned over and my familiars' enclosure got overturned along with it. They'll know to make their way back to me eventually, but if you see anybody like this...
[She holds up a tarantula-like spider on her palm.]
...just let me know, won't you? And please don't...step on any. Thank you!
[Private to Abigail]
How did you make it through all of that business, love?
[Private to Mikodez]
I'd offer to cook, but - well, like I say, my kitchen's in no fit state right now. But if you'd like to meet up in the dining hall tonight...?
[Open Spam]
[Hilda makes a point of checking in and making sure her friends are okay, making particular care to check on those she's learned in her short time on board are inveterate dumbasses who can't be fully trusted to look after themselves*.
She spends a lot of time in her cabin, fixing it up room by room, and a few days later the regular rotation of cookies and brownies near the dining room coffee station starts to reappear.
She also does some spider hunting around the ship generally, and whiles away the odd hour in the library.]
[*if you think your character is an inveterate dumbass who can't be fully trusted to look after themselves, they are]

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I'd love to meet tonight.
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[His warm smile is slightly teasing.] I'll be the one wearing a hat with a blood red feather, so you can pick me out of the crowd.
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[And he trains the video on the wall of his cabin, where a tarantula is just sort of. Chilling.]
...incidentally, you didn't just say thank Satan, did you?
[Somehow he's completely missed this before now.]
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...Well. Yes. Church of Night and all that.
[mOVING ON]
Shall I pop round and take her off your hands?
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Like any other faith's so blummin' original.
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Oh, and if you need light bulbs or any other supplies for repairs, we have most things in maintenance. [Though a lot of it's been banged around as much as the rest of the ship. At least the light bulbs had mostly been well packaged.] Or help if you need it with anything.
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Thank you, love!
The spiders are my familiars, they're sort of...bound to me, if you like. That is - they're not actually spiders, they're goblins in animal form. They're very bright, really!
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Creepy crawlies are my least favorite thing about being your friend.
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[She chuckles.]
Sorry, love.
Did you get through it all alright?
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[He'd been wondering when the Admiral had decided to add spiders to the cells.]
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Oh -
Oh, I'll be right down, love. Do you need anything?
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Well, a familiar is a goblin in animal form. They protect witches from danger.
And they are cute.
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"This creature belongs to you," she offers a brown tarantula, dangling from her little finger by one leg, once Hilda appears. "She was on my pillow this morning, and if you intended that as some sort of joke, you missed your mark. I did not find it funny."
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She looks up at her, bites her lip.
"Would you...like some tea?"
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[Spam - Around the Ship]
"What 'cha looking for?"
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"Oh-!"
Hilda looks up from her investigations under a common room sofa, and smiles.
"Hello, Buffy, love. My familiars have gotten a bit scattered since the ship went so topsy-turvy."
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Where do you get them? Familiars. It can't be as simple as just grabbing any animal that strikes a fancy, can it?
[Because as it stands, everything she knows about her own breed of magic users is as of this very moment looking irredeemably lame by comparison; if it turns out she could have had something like this the entire time, she'll be livid. A snake of her own, maybe. Alligator. Dog. Bear. Multiple bears...]
...And hello!
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Hello, love.
Familiars aren't animals, not really. They're goblins in animal form, although mine's - a little bit unsual, I suppose. One goblin, decided to be a whole colony.
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[ Cautious now; Abigail heard the announcement too, of course. ]
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Absolutely fine - thank you. I suppose you heard that I'm your warden now, mm?
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cw: oblique references to sexual assault
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inveterate dumbass spam
Who is it?
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"It's Hilda!"
Oh, are you being testy? She's had two centuries with Zelda to develop an immunity to that. If you're not committing bodily harm, it really doesn't register.
"I brought coffee. And scones."
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