01. I hoped I might be employed here by you... as something.
One minute, Abigail was riding a horse through the woods, laughing as she dared one of the courtiers to race her. Then her horse stumbled—fell—there was a terrible crack—and all went dark.
What happened next is hazy still; there was a man's voice, a promise of another chance at life, an injunction to—to—she can't remember. And then she woke up in what appeared to be the servant's room she inhabited after she was pulled up out of the kitchen—bare and white, a single wooden bed, a plain armoire for her clothes (all of which are chambermaid dresses—finer than what she'd worn as a kitchenmaid, but nowhere near as fine as what she's become accustomed to), a chamberpot under the bed.
She opened the door for a moment, looked around, then closed it instantly. Oh God, what was she going to do? Here she had no patron, no husband (useless though Masham was), no friends—she had to let herself cry a little.
Now she pulls herself together, wipes her face, makes sure of her clothes and hair, and opens the door. Time to explore—and more importantly, to find out who's worth knowing, and make herself indispensable.
You are most likely to meet Abigail in the library or the greenhouse, or possibly just in a hall somewhere. What you will see is a pretty blonde woman with huge, innocent-looking blue eyes, dressed in a plain early 18th century gown. She looks like she's been crying, and indeed she clutches a handkerchief in one hand and her communicator in the other (she does not know how to use it yet). Won't someone help a poor lost lady, a stranger in a strange land?
On her second day, Abigail posts the following to the network:
To the good Gentlemen and Ladies of the veſsel known as the BARGE, my greetings. My name is Abigail Masham and though in my native Time and Place I am poseſsed of a noble Title, I gather that in this place such Formalities are Unneceſsary and I am Happy to be known simply as Abigail, or Mistreſs Masham if you prefer. I come to you, my fellow Paſsengers, in the Spirit of Deepest Humility. For I am here to be Redeemed, or ſo I am told, and it is my Intention to purſue that path Wholeheartedly, ſo that my Soul may be cleanſed and I may be Reſtored to the Service of my good Queen and Country. To that end I hope to make myself Uſeful to all, to treat all with Kindneſs, and to ſubmit to the guiding hand of my eventual Warden, whomever he or she may be. I have ſkill in Needlework, Gardening, and Herbology, and am as Well-Read as a Lady of my Time can be—if these Talents are of Uſe to any, I beg to know where I may Apply them.

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James Flint is the first person Abigail meets in her explorations, in the library. That her first meeting is with someone who knows who she is—well, that's an odd bit of serendipity, but she'll take it. He's told her a little about the place, and while they're not exactly reminiscing on old times, they certainly have some common conversational ground.
"My poor cousin," Abigail says, shaking her head. "I would like to think she was led astray by her husband's greed, and that she—well, I ought not say. Perhaps she will regain the Queen's favour someday, but—" she lowers her voice a bit, "—I think she must swallow some pride first."
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"I can't claim to know the mood of the court nor the mind of the queen, but I can't imagine that her Majesty would be inclined to offer forgiveness to someone who has attacked her dear friend so viciously."
The court of King George, however, is another matter. Nevertheless, Flint feels no need at this point to volunteer information concerning Queen Anne's death and the reascension of Lord and Lady Marlborough.
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"Her Majesty is a woman of deep sympathy, but when her trust is broken—" She stops. "Oh, listen to me, gossiping as much as I ever did at court. It's a terrible habit."
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"Hey what's the matter honey?" She asks, reaching out a reassuring hand, beautiful features full of concern as she looks over the (new?) arrival, noting the curious antique dress and the difference in the way this woman carries herself.
What does she have here?
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There are stable-boys at the palace who dress better than this woman, Abigail thinks, but she's not going to turn down sympathy, even if she is at this point slightly better-informed than she was earlier in the day. She smiles weakly and takes the offered hand in hers. "You are very kind, madam," she says. "I have only just arrived, you see, and I am still finding my way about the place, and it is—all quite overwhelming."
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"Oh goodness have you?" She gives the woman's hand a sympathetic little squeeze. "I arrived a few weeks ago myself and I'm still having a little trouble adjusting. Do you know where everything is? I'm happy to help if you're lost."
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Mistress Masham,
Welcome to the barge. I hope you're able to make yourself acquainted with the ship easily and find it comfortable. I know that coming to the barge can be a shock for most people, and it's even more of one for some of our passengers who may not be acquainted with some of the technology on board. If there's anything that I can explain or help you with, please let me know.
I have to thank you for offering your services. I have been making notes of what skills our passengers possess so they can contribute to the greater barge community, if they are willing, and I'm very happy to hear that you are. I can tell you that I personally am working on a gardening project in the greenhouse that should result in a greater yield on our harvest, and I would welcome any insight that you might offer as a result of your experience.
If you wish to meet in person, I am in the greenhouse during the day (working on the aforementioned project), and take a shift supervising the gym in the evening. You may also find me in my cabin in room 413, or of course utilize the communicator to contact me directly.
Sincerely,
Laura Kinney
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[ Abigail genuinely does appreciate the gesture of the formal letter, even as she's making a mental note of this Laura Kinney as someone who might be useful. She writes back: ]
Dear Mistress Kinney, I am most grateful for your Kindneſs. Of your Garden I would very much like to ſee more, and ſo I will seek you out on the Morrow. With thanks, Abigail Masham
[ And the next day, Abigail shows up at the greenhouse, looking for Laura. ]
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As such, he doesn't allow even a trace of irony into his expression as he gives the stranger a nod.
"Hello, are you enjoying the gardens?" His tone is polite, with just a hint of underlying sympathy.
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Abigail smiles in greeting, nods. She tucks away her handkerchief in a pocket. "They are very lovely," she says. "They make me feel just a little less homesick."
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"Hello, love," she says gently. "Are you alright?"
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Abigail is sitting with a volume of Alexander Pope in her lap, turning the pages without really seeing them. She looks up at Hilda and gives her a weak smile. "I wish that I could say I was," she says. "But I cannot deny—I don't think I've ever been so at sea in my life."
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I am General Shuos Jedao, although in the style of my people, Jedao is my personal name, which you are welcome to use. You're laying it on a bit thick, but honestly it's so delightful to engage in the dance of politeness in earnest that I don't mind. I've grown homesick for the oddest things, here.
I will give you two pieces of advice for free, one more of a warning and the other a reassurance. The barge is a volatile place, and one deliberately constructed toward the exposure of secrets for emotional impact. As you choose how to present yourself, bear this in mind. Assume from the start you are building a foundation meant to whether and withstand later revelations, rather than successfully preventing them or covering them over, which will likely be futile. Fortunately, you will find the acceptance of your new companions tremendously elastic in regards to your past. Consider the population: half in a similar position to yourself, half chosen specifically for their inclination to kindness regardless. (Of course this not to be universally relied upon, and I'm sure you wouldn't even dream of it. Wardens have their own weaknesses and wounds, and some of them are ratfucking self-righteous blockheads who cannot be trusted. But these are mercifully in the minority. My point is not a guarantee of their helpfulness, but to say you have, however surprising it may seem, better than even odds.) In general you may find some confession of ruthlessness will prompt more sympathy than the reverse.
We may see each other in the gardens, if Dedicate Rosethorn wishes to make use of your aforementioned skills. (I lied. An additional warning: she loathes formality and titles in general. I believe she regards them universally as a sign of arrogance and dishonesty, rather than an earnest attempt at respectful conduct. I address her by title now only to aggravate her when we disagree.) On the other hand, if you truly wish to be most useful and thereby earn the gratitude of at least some passengers, I recommend you apply to the kitchens, which are always short-handed and accustomed to training volunteers with little experience.
Whatever you decide, I hope you find your stay, if not altogether pleasant, illuminating and productive, and that you will join me some afternoon for tea.
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[ Abigail reads and re-reads this missive several times before responding, feeling vaguely insulted but also—not flattered, exactly, but welcomed on terms she can relate to. Whoever this Jedao is, he has a very interesting mind and writes like someone worth knowing. ]
General Jedao,
Thank you for your Advice, and I mean this most ſincerely. I am well aware that any Closed Society has its Foibles and Peculiarities, and I had wondered how best get a Sense of it; your words have anſwered many Questions that I might have raised. You may trust that your Inſights have been taken to Heart.
I ſhould be very glad to meet with you at your convenience.
Sincerely, Abigail Masham
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"Hi, um, you know, that thing's way more fun if you use it. People have the weirdest conversations in public." As usual, Entrapta is in utilitarian, grease-stained rags, but for once she hasn't deployed her hair first thing. It's still ridiculous, but not obviously magical at the moment. She stands hands behind her back, rocking back slightly on her heels. This is her attempting to be polite.
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What is it with people who dress like servants in this place? Still, Abigail isn't going to turn down help.
"Can you show me how? There is nothing like this where I come from—I have managed to make it light up, but nothing more."
Which is to say she's turned it on, but that's a concept that doesn't exist in the early 1700s.
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He doesn't actually reply to the message, because it confuses and annoys him, and he doesn't know what to do with them. But he's had enough history lessons and English lessons (twenty years ago though they may be) to get who the new girl is when he sees her wandering the halls.
Man, she's taking up a lot of space in that dress. He does a little quickstep to avoid running into her. "Uh-- hey, sorry. Kinda out there, huh?"
He himself is in jeans, a bulky sweater that makes him look broader than he is, a bomber jacket, boots. His hair is short, bleached-blonde and gelled up.
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Was that meant to be English? Abigail wonders. But as she's still trying to avoid alienating too many people right away, she only gives him a puzzled look. "I beg your pardon, sir?"
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Her Majesty Queen Anne has ever been kind to her Household and she rules her country with Wisdom and Fairneſs. What more might one aspire to for Goodneſs?
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[private text]
Her stay here might have gone very differently, without the memories of people like Holden, Iris, and Scott showing kindness to tiny Koschei, she reflects. Well, she'll give paying it forward her best shot.]
Mrs. Masham,
You are correct that formality is mostly ignored here, for better or for worse. I am the Mistress, which is both a chosen name and title where I come from. That is neither the full name I was given at birth, nor what my schoolmates commonly called me, but even the most arrogant of my people would not call a fellow Time Lord by names they have laid aside, unless given permission.
But please, feel free to call me Missy. It was my preferred informal form of address before I even came here. The above opener to my message was not to impress more formalities on you, but lead toward a question: Has anyone mentioned yet that the people come not just from different eras, but from other worlds and versions of reality entirely? Some have abilities that might strike you as supernatural or occult - indeed a few of them might agree such labels are accurate enough in their case - but some are simply not human in any sense.
As I am not. I look it, but that is only outward appearance. For example, I have two hearts beating away in my chest, which is the standard number for people native to my homeworld of Gallifrey. There are others of my kind aboard, and a variety non-humans that may or may not be obvious in their nature at first glance.
I am writing a little late; you may know some of these things already. But I wanted to reply anyway, to tell you may submit any questions via communicator or in person you have about general matters beyond your education and experience, no matter how foolish you are afraid you might appear, and I will endeavor to succinctly answer them when I have a moment to do so. In the interest of avoiding dishonesty by omission that might alarm you - I am also an inmate here. Even if I wanted to mislead you about anything of significance, however, truth tends to out here, both because this is a very small place and people talk, and because of the more unusual properties of the Barge that you will become accustomed to.
On Gallifrey, every person of good breeding was expected to be keen on scholarship, whether girl or boy, so I should be able to address your curiosity on a wide variety of subjects. I have also traveled to many worlds, included my reality's version of Earth - which is a common planet of origin here - and across time itself.
My needlework, however, is self-taught.
Alternatively or additionally, the Barge's library is extremely extensive. I am not part of the library's staff, but I frequent it. Ms. Tris Kal-El supervises there, and I believe she would be pleased to help you find texts to aid broadening your knowledge and skills, if that interests you.
Do you take tea? Some other preferred refreshment?
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I am most Grateful for your exceedingly courteous Response; it is most informative, and though I ſcarcley know where to begin in my Questions, I am glad to know that I may approach you with any Concerns. Indeed, the majority of Residents with whom I have ſpoken have been most Generous with their Time.
I am quite fond of Tea, as it happens.
Sincerely,
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Rather more formal than necessary, lass. Can't say I've known many nobles who care to get dirt under their fingernails.
[She's not exactly saying she disbelieves the woman, but she does intend to gauge what that 'skill' actually amounts to.]
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[ There's some static and noise before Abigail finally gets the video function to work for her. She's very polite and composed in her response. ]
I know most well-born ladies fancy themselves above that—but I had the necessary occasion to learn my way around a garden or indeed a patch of wild herbs, for in my youth, my family fell on rather hard times.
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