[Chris is not the kind of 16 year old that uses a phone often. The video is currently pointed straight up his nose, and he doesn’t move it until he realizes that wow, you can really see up there- but no. That’s not the purpose of this experiment.

He clears his throat, attempting to be serious, though his tone is soft, a little shy.]

Hi! My name is Christopher Chaos, and I would like to welcome you to my new chapter of Monster Club! For those of you who don’t know, Monster Club is a place where monsters and human allies come together to work towards creating a world where we can live together in peace! Normally we would meet at my friend Viveka’s house, but for now, I propose we have Monster Club in the common room of deck eight! Near that super cool tree.

Now, rule one of Monster Club is that we don’t talk about Monster Club. I’m…not sure why? But Jordi picked that rule.

Rule two is also we don’t talk about Monster Club, which really didn’t seem like it was necessary to say it twice, but Luka suggested that rule, and he’s kind of dumb, so I wasn’t about to tell him no. At least he was participating?

[He manages to speak up a little more when he gets to the last rule, face lighting up a little as he finishes.]

Rule three is when a monster is in need, we help them. No Monster gets left behind!

A-anyways. If anyone wants to join my club, I was going to see if maybe we could get some pizza and soda… I’m almost done building a new karaoke machine. It has a quirk though, and I should probably fix that. Not everyone likes sounding like they're using a talk box... [He breaks off to mumbling to himself before he realizes he hasn't said-]

Oh! I almost forgot, meetings are every friday.

[The feed cuts, thankfully not with another shot up Christopher's nose but with a shy little wave.

Christopher can be found in the deck eight common room for a lot of the day with his pigeon, Peggy, sitting under the tree and doing a large assortment of things, drawing, writing in his notebook or tinkering with one thing or another.

Other days he is more easily found in the Library, peaking into the Cybernetics Lab when he's able and working in the Lounge. He's still not serving alcohol, but he does have a laminated hand written menu to pick non alcoholic drinks from that have passed the test stages, though it still is hard to get his attention there sometimes, he's a very distracted sort of boy.

Lastly, he spends most of his time during the flood in the Wardrobe, working on something in a cleared out corner that gets bigger and bigger by the day.

Near the end of the Store Bought flood, there is what almost looks to be a photo booth with a curtain, sleek metal with blue flashing lights that don't actually seem to do anything but enhance the look of the booth. If you walk in and close the curtain, the machine produce a flash of blue light when you press the big red button inside and where a photo might come out is instead a pneumatic tube that sucks up into the slot from...somewhere? It makes a satisfying sound when it is activated, and if you dare open the capsule, inside will be a set of clothes that you feel like you could truly wear every day, a look that is just so incredibly you.

Please Enjoy Christopher's ONE TRUE AURA BOOTH, it's open to all.(This booth only ever produces one unique outfit as many times as you'd like for each person who uses it unless their sense of self has truly changed to the degree that the perfect outfit that best suits them would have also changed.)]