Vox (
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lastvoyages2026-02-18 08:34 pm
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[All at once, across the entire Barge, the video screens come on. Were you in the middle of something else? Watching a favourite TV show? About to make your own network post? NOT ANY MORE. This broadcast is Vox prime time now.]
Residents of the Barge, inmates and wardens alike, it seems you've been lacking the sort of coverage only a good quality new station can bring.
[The man speaking does indeed have a TV for a head, don't worry about it.]
But fortunately, fate has seen fit to bring you Hell's greatest source of information. The Vees have always been at the forefront of news, entertainment, fashion, weather, sports... we're the full package and I'm grateful to the Admiral for seeing the worth in our work and giving me, Vox, this opportunity. [Just so, so grateful. He's seething but it's impossible to tell unless someone knows him well.]
So I look forward to working with you all towards my redemption and the opportunity to bring to you, in return, what little entertainment and news I can offer here.
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Vox doesn't roam the ship randomly nor keep to himself, he moves with purpose, taking in every part of the Barge and making sure to greet everyone he meets with a bright smile. His charisma is in full force now - Vox has worked his way from the ground up and built trust before, he knows how this game is played and that it's important to play it here, at least until he gets a feel for who the real players are.
He's confident in his ability, certain that he'll make it work again and that nothing can shake him now, no one can crack his charm.
Besides, who on this boat could really be a threat to him?
[All at once, across the entire Barge, the video screens come on. Were you in the middle of something else? Watching a favourite TV show? About to make your own network post? NOT ANY MORE. This broadcast is Vox prime time now.]
Residents of the Barge, inmates and wardens alike, it seems you've been lacking the sort of coverage only a good quality new station can bring.
[The man speaking does indeed have a TV for a head, don't worry about it.]
But fortunately, fate has seen fit to bring you Hell's greatest source of information. The Vees have always been at the forefront of news, entertainment, fashion, weather, sports... we're the full package and I'm grateful to the Admiral for seeing the worth in our work and giving me, Vox, this opportunity. [Just so, so grateful. He's seething but it's impossible to tell unless someone knows him well.]
So I look forward to working with you all towards my redemption and the opportunity to bring to you, in return, what little entertainment and news I can offer here.
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Vox doesn't roam the ship randomly nor keep to himself, he moves with purpose, taking in every part of the Barge and making sure to greet everyone he meets with a bright smile. His charisma is in full force now - Vox has worked his way from the ground up and built trust before, he knows how this game is played and that it's important to play it here, at least until he gets a feel for who the real players are.
He's confident in his ability, certain that he'll make it work again and that nothing can shake him now, no one can crack his charm.
Besides, who on this boat could really be a threat to him?

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Hythlodaeus, apparently still entirely unfazed by both Vox's considerable height and the fact that he appears to have a television screen for a head, catches the sinner demon as he's working his way through the Barge.
The greeting he gives is a cheerful one, with a smile, and he closes the distance between them with his hands casually clasped behind his back.
"There you are. Are you finding your way around without any trouble?"
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"Getting around the ship is easy enough, but there's places they seem to want to keep us inmates out of which makes it harder to tell where everything is. You'd think if they really wanted to welcome everyone here, they'd have a tour."
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"Would you like a tour? I can show you around, within reason."
There will, of course, be areas where he simply is not permitted to give Vox access - like the engine room or the warden conference room, for instance - but he can show him around most of the rest of the Barge without any problems.
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This is his first inmate, huh? Ha. Ha ha. The admiral's got jokes. This is fine.]
Hey, it's, uh, your personal warden for the month?
[He does kinda try to keep the energy up. Pretends he's about to go on Odette's show, or make some other media appearance he doesn't profoundly loathe.]
Video again a moment later
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[The smirk and appraising look could mean anything, really.]
And what kind of services does that get me?
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Video AND spam, I'm sorry Rowan LMAO
YOU don't get to include anything I did under your fucking banner with the fucking shit you pulled on me! You narcissist PRICK.
[Unfortunately for Vox, this has get immediately in the halls to see if she can track him down. She already has her blood boiling with his nonsense and remembering how betrayed she felt by dying the way she had and the moment she sees his form she's launching herself at him to try and climb him and grab for that stupid TV head of his to try and pry it off.
Her temporary Warden or one of the unpaired ones might want to intervene. Just maybe. Even if she is not strong enough to actually get it off.]
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which he absolutely hadn't been ok. Fortunately, or perhaps not for her getting the chance to vent some rage, Vox has had some chance to realise that his powers are severely limited here and he doubts he's the only one, so when Velvette launches herself at him, he stands still and lets her scale him.He fixes her with a bored look as she starts trying to yank his head free. Which is also definitely going to help with settling their problems.]
Come now, Velvette, is that any way for a member of the Vees to act? Our brand is perfection, even here, and you're screaming like a failed contestant on one of your modelling shows.
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For all her tearing, it's getting her nowhere, she realizes. Demon strength had been removed from her and she hates this fact. She doesn't have something she could use as a weapon, sadly, too.
But her show stopping of tugging gives her time to notice that look and hear his words which just gets her to bristle further.]
YOU. FUCKING. KILLED. ME! [She gets out in a snarl, debating on how to break his screen instead.]
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But he'd rather not manhandle Velvette so instead of that, she's just going to appear in his arms and the only thing he's going to say to her, under his breath, where only she can hear is- ]
If he's here, someone got him. He's dead too.
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Bring back the Golden Girls! CARL!
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This isn't even streaming live, you can just watch it later.
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You didn't exactly give me a choice!
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Could you perhaps turn the television off again? You're upsetting my dog.
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While Vox is out and about in his attempt to meet-and-greet the people, here's a little spot of static to ruin his day. And by ruin his day, Alastor is just sitting there on deck with a cup of coffee and a book - ignoring the newest arrival.
Oh he saw the video broadcast. They could have done this whole song and dance reunion as publicly as possible but that would bring the attention of the Wardens down upon them. It would have ended far too soon for either of their liking. An ear flicks and without looking up from his book, speaks to the intruder. ]
Are you going to say something, stand there staring, or try to slink off? Your frequency is disrupting my reading.
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We do already have a news show, every so often. You might have some competition.
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[ There's a pause as Will whistles sharply, just don't sure note. The barking stops. ]
There's only a hundred or so of us here, so I'm not sure how far that'll go. But sure.
...do you get a lot of different weather in Hell?
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The bullshit of introducing myself? Of wanting to work towards redemption? I'm surprised you're not more supportive, given this is exactly the kind of project your daughter would want to see succeed.
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[Have a very ~friendly~ grin.]
Oh, I am in favor of redemption! Very in favor. In fact, after I graduate, and then after I help an inmate graduate? I'm going to be making some... very interesting changes to Hell!
I so look forward to you seeing them, Vinny.
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[That's it, that's all she says.]
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And yes, I write fiction and poetry. But I'm also a licensed journalist from a reputable global news site responsible for breaking the biggest story in decades, back home.
... I'd really missed being surrounded by journalists. Too bad the vibes are off.
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A pleasure to meet you. I'm afraid I didn't catch your name in that... warm welcome. I hope everyone here is just as welcoming and friendly as you are.
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Hi, Doug Eiffel here, communications officer and media afficianado. Not a huge fan of silent films, though, I kinda lose track of the plot too quickly.
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Steven shrieks and throws the communicator on reflex.
He sees the same ...Television robot devil (?) later on, walking around in the library, and waves. What a nice smile! Steven hopes this guy relaxes a bit, he's going to burn himself out, but he returns it tentatively. (Vox, right? Is that a last name or a first name...?)]
Oh! Hello! Sorry about how everyone's being on your first post. I can tell you wanted them to like you. I think they will, if you're patient!
[Steven's shortish, very ordinary, very human, very English. Hello!]
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Well who can blame them, given the kind of people who end up here as 'inmates'? But I'm confident that they'll come around eventually.
[He offers a hand.] The name's Vox.
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Steven Grant! Not as new as you, but a bit new. Only started here last month.
[There was a second of determined eye contact during the handshake, but it quickly slides away and to the side.]
Is there something you want at the moment, or are you just learning the layout? The first day's a lot to take in, even if you're used to being in the underworld. I wasn't, you got a leg up on me.
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[She grins, a little giggle of amusement escaping.]
Do it again!