Sebastian "weirdo nerd" Michaelis (
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lastvoyages2024-02-23 06:47 pm
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That butler, toxic
[ooc: Backdated to the beginning of the Sticks and Stones Flood!]
[text, around lunch time on the first day of the Flood]
Please excuse this interruption to your day, but since I do feel it bears clarifying:
The food served in the Dining Hall will be safe for consumption through the duration of this Flood. Every kitchen employee takes their work seriously, and as an extra precaution, I will personally ensure that no food that leaves the kitchen has been contaminated.
During the next few days, the Dining Hall will serve dishes containing snake meat. There will be other options available, should anyone object to such fare.
[Spam: breakfast shift in the kitchens (CW: violence against snakes)]
...There is an abundance of snakes. Mostly when Sebastian is snarking at Johann.
When the first venomous snake appears out of thin air, Sebastian is as surprised as anyone else, but quickly moves to grab it and wring its neck. If he gets bitten in the process, well. It doesn't seem to concern him.
More snakes pop up during the shift; all are as promptly dealt with. There's the occasional vial filled with poison, chocolate truffle filled with poison, and - sometimes - a pristine silver knife when he gives a prompt order.
Suffice to say, once lunch shifts rolls around, Sebastian is a lot quieter.
[Spam: wildcard]
Sebastian is commonly found working in the Kitchen and Dining Hall as always. He spends time in the Library, reading books on a variety of topics (although right now a lot of them are recipe books: he's not experienced with cooking snake meat). You can make a case for other areas as well, although he's not quite as out and about as he usually is.
[ooc: Sebastian will take care to contain his various venomous snakes/poison vials/poisoned foods, but if you'd like your character to end up poisoned, let me know and we can work it out!]
[text, around lunch time on the first day of the Flood]
Please excuse this interruption to your day, but since I do feel it bears clarifying:
The food served in the Dining Hall will be safe for consumption through the duration of this Flood. Every kitchen employee takes their work seriously, and as an extra precaution, I will personally ensure that no food that leaves the kitchen has been contaminated.
During the next few days, the Dining Hall will serve dishes containing snake meat. There will be other options available, should anyone object to such fare.
[Spam: breakfast shift in the kitchens (CW: violence against snakes)]
...There is an abundance of snakes. Mostly when Sebastian is snarking at Johann.
When the first venomous snake appears out of thin air, Sebastian is as surprised as anyone else, but quickly moves to grab it and wring its neck. If he gets bitten in the process, well. It doesn't seem to concern him.
More snakes pop up during the shift; all are as promptly dealt with. There's the occasional vial filled with poison, chocolate truffle filled with poison, and - sometimes - a pristine silver knife when he gives a prompt order.
Suffice to say, once lunch shifts rolls around, Sebastian is a lot quieter.
[Spam: wildcard]
Sebastian is commonly found working in the Kitchen and Dining Hall as always. He spends time in the Library, reading books on a variety of topics (although right now a lot of them are recipe books: he's not experienced with cooking snake meat). You can make a case for other areas as well, although he's not quite as out and about as he usually is.
[ooc: Sebastian will take care to contain his various venomous snakes/poison vials/poisoned foods, but if you'd like your character to end up poisoned, let me know and we can work it out!]

Cw: violence against snakes
Which he finds himself doing, sitting on the floor with a pile of dead snakes, wearing thick leather gloves and prising poison sacs out with a knife.]
Re: Cw: violence against snakes
"...Thank you, sir. It means a bit of additional work, I realise, but at least this ridiculous flood ensures we will have more supplies going forward."
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That being said, he grits his teeth and works at a particularly stubborn head.
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"My apologies for making assumptions, but: have you had snake before?" He does know Trevor has slummed it in the past, food-wise. "I admittedly wonder if the heads and necks would not serve better as animal feed..."
The sacs would still need taking out, but at least then it wouldn't be the kitchen staff's problem to deal with.
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"It would, of course, be a tremendous shame to waste resources."
Sebastian himself has been manifesting the occasional vial of poison that he is most definitely storing away for a rainy day.
"However, if that is the case, I humbly request that you work on that when not on the breakfast shift."
Breakfast shift is for serving breakfast; improving weapons is an off-work activity.
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spam for breakfast, cw: violence against snakes and whatever else these two get up to
It's... really no surprise that the moment Sebastian is seemingly distracted after manifesting one such item, Blitzø is climbing over to try and get his claws on it.]
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My apologies, but we allow only staff in the kitchens. For sanitary purposes, you understand.
[There's the sound of a handful of ice taps hitting the floor.]
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I'll show you unsanitary, asshole!
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It's not enough to make him let go, however: his grip on Blitzø's arm only tightens, intending to pull Blitzø off the counter.]
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timey-wimey this magically takes place after pairings
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jumping in to answer
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Breakfast Shift
Johann dodges the fangs, jumping over it. "I could do it better if you asked nicely," he purrs and a jellyfish slides down his arm to his hand, wrapping painful tentacles around his arm.
He groans.
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surely the issue isn't Sebastian being too one-note in his communication. With practised ease, Sebastian goes to grab the snake and swiftly wrings its neck."This is the managing style I employ", he answers. "If you want nicer instructions, surely you could apply yourself more.
...And please get rid of that thing."
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"What do you mean, get rid of it? It's a jellyfish. It's just a...blob."
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"I of course mean 'dispose of it'. Unless you mean to say it is edible?"
Sebastian doesn't have any experience cooking jellyfish. Or snake, for that matter, but he at least knows snakes are perfectly edible.
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"Try it for yourself."
Most innocent eyes.
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kitchen cw violence to snake
"It's been a long time since I've had snake." Too long? Perhaps. He appreciates a varied diet.
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"...Would you say it is good? I am afraid I have no experience cooking snake."
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spam
He grimaces, sorry for startling it into biting, and contorts to gently ease it free. The snake does not appreciate the help, and he can only wincingly try to work his hand around its... Neck? Space behind its head? Someplace to pull it free.]
Now, don't do that, you worked hard to make that venom, stop wasting it, silly thing, don't do that either, I'm trying to get you out of this...
[Snakes are much easier to talk to than humans.]
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Oh, dear. He immediately stalks over to Wen Ning and his little assailant.]
Oh, goodness... I am terribly sorry, sir; we typically do not have a snake infestation problem in the dining hall. Please allow me? [He has no intentions of gently prying the snake off, sadly.]
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Oh, I'm alright.
[A patently absurd thing to say, even if it's mostly true. At least he doesn't object to sir. He was, technically, entitled to an honorific once. And the informality of this place throws him.]
If it will just calm down-- One of my uncles raised snakes, they're not so bad.
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[He can be very fast, but he's trying to babble and hop on one foot and snake wrangle at the same time, and isn't quick enough to attempt to counter.]
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