untiltheend: (vexed . never a moment's rest)
Sebastian "weirdo nerd" Michaelis ([personal profile] untiltheend) wrote in [community profile] lastvoyages2024-02-23 06:47 pm
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That butler, toxic

[ooc: Backdated to the beginning of the Sticks and Stones Flood!]

[text, around lunch time on the first day of the Flood]

Please excuse this interruption to your day, but since I do feel it bears clarifying:

The food served in the Dining Hall will be safe for consumption through the duration of this Flood. Every kitchen employee takes their work seriously, and as an extra precaution, I will personally ensure that no food that leaves the kitchen has been contaminated.

During the next few days, the Dining Hall will serve dishes containing snake meat. There will be other options available, should anyone object to such fare.



[Spam: breakfast shift in the kitchens (CW: violence against snakes)]

...There is an abundance of snakes. Mostly when Sebastian is snarking at Johann.

When the first venomous snake appears out of thin air, Sebastian is as surprised as anyone else, but quickly moves to grab it and wring its neck. If he gets bitten in the process, well. It doesn't seem to concern him.

More snakes pop up during the shift; all are as promptly dealt with. There's the occasional vial filled with poison, chocolate truffle filled with poison, and - sometimes - a pristine silver knife when he gives a prompt order.

Suffice to say, once lunch shifts rolls around, Sebastian is a lot quieter.

[Spam: wildcard]

Sebastian is commonly found working in the Kitchen and Dining Hall as always. He spends time in the Library, reading books on a variety of topics (although right now a lot of them are recipe books: he's not experienced with cooking snake meat). You can make a case for other areas as well, although he's not quite as out and about as he usually is.

[ooc: Sebastian will take care to contain his various venomous snakes/poison vials/poisoned foods, but if you'd like your character to end up poisoned, let me know and we can work it out!]
atowncalledtreffy: (snrk)

Cw: violence against snakes

[personal profile] atowncalledtreffy 2024-02-23 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Trevor, a normally quiet person by happenstance, is delighted both by the silence and the snake food. It’s weird, sure, but it’s edible. At least once the venom is removed.

Which he finds himself doing, sitting on the floor with a pile of dead snakes, wearing thick leather gloves and prising poison sacs out with a knife.]
atowncalledtreffy: (oh no soft)

Re: Cw: violence against snakes

[personal profile] atowncalledtreffy 2024-02-24 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
He grins, and flashes Sebastian a thumbs-up, a universal sign for "no problem." Trevor hates the feeling of things flowing from his mouth that he didn't put there to begin with, so he's doing his best not to speak.

That being said, he grits his teeth and works at a particularly stubborn head.
atowncalledtreffy: (exhaustion)

Re: Cw: violence against snakes

[personal profile] atowncalledtreffy 2024-03-09 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm not doing this for the food." He replies, shrugging one shoulder. "But you're right, it's going to the dogs. The venom sacs are useful poisons. Good for coating onto sharp weapons."
helluvamess: (07)

spam for breakfast, cw: violence against snakes and whatever else these two get up to

[personal profile] helluvamess 2024-02-23 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[His own manifestations have been more annoying and occasionally rage-inducing than helpful or dangerous, so Blitzø is rather delighted to see not only the higher-ranked demon apparently having to keep his mouth shut but also the few times he does speak, the result being a bright silver knife.

It's... really no surprise that the moment Sebastian is seemingly distracted after manifesting one such item, Blitzø is climbing over to try and get his claws on it.]
helluvamess: (80)

[personal profile] helluvamess 2024-02-27 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Blitzø hisses like a wet cat and immediately makes an attempt to bite Sebastian's hand to get free.]

I'll show you unsanitary, asshole!
helluvamess: (58)

[personal profile] helluvamess 2024-02-27 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's not surprised it doesn't release the grip - powerful demons in his version of Hell wouldn't be too effected by anything other than the sheer gall of it too, but he hopes it's enough of a distraction that Sebastian might not notice the tail aiming to scoop up the knife and tuck it in his coat as he's hauled off the counter.]

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monsterjohann: (the most annoyed)

Breakfast Shift

[personal profile] monsterjohann 2024-02-24 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Another fucking snake as Sebastian gets onto Johann for - something. He's stopped paying attention at this point.

Johann dodges the fangs, jumping over it. "I could do it better if you asked nicely," he purrs and a jellyfish slides down his arm to his hand, wrapping painful tentacles around his arm.

He groans.
monsterjohann: (the most annoyed)

Re: Breakfast Shift

[personal profile] monsterjohann 2024-03-02 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Fortunately, Florian had taught him to rid toxins of his body after that last little run in with Hilbert, so the jellyfish's barbs don't do much but annoy after a moment. He scrapes the thing into a pot and stares at it.

"What do you mean, get rid of it? It's a jellyfish. It's just a...blob."
monsterjohann: (Default)

Re: Breakfast Shift

[personal profile] monsterjohann 2024-03-09 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
He holds the pot out towards him.

"Try it for yourself."

Most innocent eyes.

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golden_ratio: (Default)

kitchen cw violence to snake

[personal profile] golden_ratio 2024-02-24 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Erskine contains some of his usual talkativeness, in solidarity. Even though, personally, so far, he's mostly created candy or small trinkets, both of which he can catch without missing a beat. He regards the snakes with interest and even something like fondness for the more interesting looking ones, though that doesn't translate into any hesitation in killing ones he catches. He doesn't doubt they're venomous, and while he'd find that fun under other circumstances, on the job he has a level of professionalism to maintain.

"It's been a long time since I've had snake." Too long? Perhaps. He appreciates a varied diet.
golden_ratio: (Default)

Re: kitchen cw violence to snake

[personal profile] golden_ratio 2024-03-10 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Hmm, I don't know if I can offer the best perspective on the matter. There aren't any snakes where I grew up, so I've only had them on rare occasions. I don't know if my enjoyment or not was because of the meat or the cook."
verynormalturnipseller: (Default)

spam

[personal profile] verynormalturnipseller 2024-02-24 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wen Ning only realizes what happens when he takes a step and feels it drag. And thrash. The poor snake, brought into existence with no warning or experience in snake doings, can perhaps be excused for its mistake. Its fangs have passed through Wen Ning's worn-out boots to his ankle, where the poison is... doing no good whatsoever. And now it's not sure how to get away.

He grimaces, sorry for startling it into biting, and contorts to gently ease it free. The snake does not appreciate the help, and he can only wincingly try to work his hand around its... Neck? Space behind its head? Someplace to pull it free.]


Now, don't do that, you worked hard to make that venom, stop wasting it, silly thing, don't do that either, I'm trying to get you out of this...

[Snakes are much easier to talk to than humans.]
Edited 2024-02-24 16:00 (UTC)
verynormalturnipseller: (whelp)

[personal profile] verynormalturnipseller 2024-03-09 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[He freezes mid-contortion, unbothered by the venom or the whipping of the frightened snake's... tail? It bothers him more than is reasonable that he can't tell where the tail might begin.]

Oh, I'm alright.

[A patently absurd thing to say, even if it's mostly true. At least he doesn't object to sir. He was, technically, entitled to an honorific once. And the informality of this place throws him.]

If it will just calm down-- One of my uncles raised snakes, they're not so bad.
verynormalturnipseller: (worried)

[personal profile] verynormalturnipseller 2024-03-10 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's def-- But that doesn't matter, I'm already dead.

[He can be very fast, but he's trying to babble and hop on one foot and snake wrangle at the same time, and isn't quick enough to attempt to counter.]

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