aerospacecommander: (starscream 54)
Starscream ([personal profile] aerospacecommander) wrote in [community profile] lastvoyages2021-12-16 10:41 pm
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[Have Starscream in his glorious red, white, and blue self. If someone were to look closely they'd see a bird (one of those obnoxious white cockatoos squished inside the amber cockpit on his chest. Don't worry, the bird is fine, there's just no room to move or anything.]

So I'm told strange things happen here and from what I gather this --

[He gestures towards the bird in his chest]

Is one of those things. Do I have to keep this forever? If I wanted a pet I'd just pick a human.

[spam at the library][Starscream has found the library but like a rebellious school kid who needs to read? Says the scientist who went to an academy. He did look at some of the books, but after awhile he just grabbed one at random and sat down at a table.

On the pages he can be seen writing notes or commentary in some sort of language.

Such as








Which might look like just scribbles to to some people.

Meanwhile his daemon is on top of one of the bookshelves above cackling loudly as only parrots do at what Starscream is writing.]
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hugdadandwin: (calm before the storm)

[Video]

[personal profile] hugdadandwin 2021-12-17 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think humans make good pets.

Are you Starscream?
aerospacecommander: (starscream 296)

[Video]

[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2021-12-17 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
They don't but it's better than a bird. Somehow.

And yes, I am the great, all powerful, all mighty Lord Starscream. Bow to me.
hugdadandwin: (regret or deference)

Re: [Video]

[personal profile] hugdadandwin 2021-12-17 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, sir.

{He says, smiling, and gives a deferring bow. It's not unlike meeting his godly elder relatives: his foster mother's lessons in etiquette run deep and it's important not to offend]

My name is Zagreus. I've just been assigned to be your temporary warden.
aerospacecommander: (starscream 13)

[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2021-12-17 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Well ... that's better than he'd expected.]

So like a servant?

[He knows what a warden is, but ...]
hugdadandwin: (pleasant enough)

[personal profile] hugdadandwin 2021-12-17 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
I think I'm meant to be more of an assistant. Servant implies I follow your orders, and I mainly follow the Admiral's.
aerospacecommander: (starscream 15)

[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2021-12-17 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
You should follow mine instead.

I'm better.
hugdadandwin: (Default)

[personal profile] hugdadandwin 2021-12-17 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
You can give me a deal for what I want?
aerospacecommander: (starscream 282)

[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2021-12-17 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
That depends on what you want.
hugdadandwin: (calm before the storm)

[personal profile] hugdadandwin 2021-12-17 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to find my mother.
aerospacecommander: (starscream 6)

[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2021-12-17 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
That is an incredibly boring request. I just want you to know that.
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[personal profile] hugdadandwin 2021-12-17 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Probably. But I think it's a fairly manageable one.

Can you do it?
aerospacecommander: (starscream 198)

[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2021-12-17 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Sure I'll put up some fliers.
hugdadandwin: (Default)

[personal profile] hugdadandwin 2021-12-17 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, sir. As the son of a god, my servant skills are highly prized. I would want a guarantee much in the same vein as the Admiral if I were to 'switch sides'.

I would like you to find her first.
aerospacecommander: (pic#7561220)

[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2021-12-30 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Is that what the Admiral is offering you?
hugdadandwin: (regret or deference)

[personal profile] hugdadandwin 2022-01-05 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
He is, yes. I've never met her. I only learned her name a few weeks ago.
extendedbrutalpipemurder: (i can't put my mind to rest)

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[personal profile] extendedbrutalpipemurder 2021-12-17 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
I can't recommend humans for pets.
aerospacecommander: (starscream 12)

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[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2021-12-17 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Do none of you people understand sarcasm? I don't actually want a human pet. I don't want a pet at all.
aerospacecommander: (starscream 31)

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[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2021-12-17 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
If that didn't feel like it'd be a terrible idea I'd do it.
extendedbrutalpipemurder: (i can't put my mind to rest)

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[personal profile] extendedbrutalpipemurder 2021-12-17 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
It's that or keep it forever.
extendedbrutalpipemurder: (into pieces)

[personal profile] extendedbrutalpipemurder 2021-12-17 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Really. That thing will live as long as you do.

[ It's a hint, Starscream. You'll also live as long as it does. ]
aerospacecommander: (starscream 5)

[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2021-12-17 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Ughhh. I don't want it forever.
extendedbrutalpipemurder: (i want to watch)

[personal profile] extendedbrutalpipemurder 2021-12-17 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose you might be able to throw it overboard.
aerospacecommander: (starscream 296)

[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2021-12-17 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
You do realize birds can fly right?
extendedbrutalpipemurder: (by this anomaly)

[personal profile] extendedbrutalpipemurder 2021-12-17 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ this physically pains him ]

That is true, and quite a hindrance. I have never known birds to become unable to fly.
aerospacecommander: (starscream 198)

[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2021-12-17 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
You know what can't fly though? Humans. Especially when you drop them from a great height. They make a slapping sound when they hit the ground.
extendedbrutalpipemurder: (i can't put my mind to rest)

[personal profile] extendedbrutalpipemurder 2021-12-17 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
So you aren't the idiot you seem to be. That's a relief, to be honest.
aerospacecommander: (starscream 12)

[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2021-12-17 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! I know far more than that feeble cellular organ you call a brain could ever hold.
extendedbrutalpipemurder: (living behind)

[personal profile] extendedbrutalpipemurder 2021-12-17 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I can see that I underestimated you. Quite the failing on my part.
aerospacecommander: (starscream 198)

[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2021-12-30 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Most people do.
epistemological: (mmmmmrrr not happy)

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[personal profile] epistemological 2021-12-17 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sometimes, Knowing is worse than not knowing. Which is why he's walking up to the relatively large robot man who's defacing the books and putting a notebook down with some force on the table. ]

The 'loser' will have to insist that you stop defacing the books. Otherwise I will have to ask you to leave.
Edited 2021-12-17 05:43 (UTC)
aerospacecommander: (pic#7561219)

[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2021-12-17 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh it's his new favorite human. He looks up, but only to give Jon the biggest smirk ever.]

Oooh. And if I refuse to leave? Whaddya gonna do? Shush me to death? -- wait you can read this?

[The sudden realization sets in]
Edited 2021-12-17 06:03 (UTC)
epistemological: (determined)

[personal profile] epistemological 2021-12-17 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A deeeeeep breath in. ]

One, yes, I can.

Two, I will seek assistance in making you leave. Or ask you to leave more forcefully.
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