"Hello there! Call me Jackie," he says managing to flash her a smile without actually revealing his fangs.

"Well now, being new, I actually have no idea, so let's have a look-see." He opens a few under the bar storage places taking a quick inventory.

"Looks like small neon-orange balls, brown twisted sticks covered in crystals, or some sort of plant root."

Cheese balls, pretzels and peanuts for those who actually know something about human snacks.

Something I can get you, friend?

[Nothing to see here; just a regular human bartender.]

Hello there, lovely stranger.

[Thankfully, he doesn't seem to have that problem? Because he'd be knee-deep in insects by now if he did.]

Here's a refreshing beverage for you.

[Placing in front of her a glass full of something she can't drink, but might be a good place to spit and drown bugs.]