The Joy Dealer

I like a lot of things. I like to draw a lot of things. My strawpage!

❆ Please steer clear of me if you condone incest/pedophilia/beastiality/rape/abuse in shipping. I do not care for discourse. It makes me incredibly sick and paranoid and I would rather not associate with you.

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people who dont maintag: here is a full analysis of a scene where i write out what each character considered the situation to be, why their pasts made them react the way they did, and why the eventual misunderstanding was as avoidable as it was inevitable… #rambles #idk if this means anything so i wont spam tags ^^;

people who do maintag: i hate blorbo #blorbo #from my shows

lowkey gotta reblog this time because this is THE post that made me less insecure about maintagging LOL BECAUSE IT IS LIKE THAT. I mean like. THEY can do it and get away with it. Why can't I. reebee

Drawing characters touching each other bashfully and tenderly is actually really awesome as fuck. You’d think I of all people would know this. Somehow I forgot. But I have remembered. I finally want to live again… I’m finally Myself again

one downside to this is that I get sooooooo excited when something turns out good that I have to take what I like to call Tweak Breaks and I have never been very good at recovering from breaks. But This must be Done. It Must Be lasertalk

It’s all… making sense…

would shiptag both of them but they’re legit just existing next to each other. but know that this is a queer coded post. pokemon pokemon black and white pokemon bw gym leader clay gym leader brycen gym leader elesa gym leader skyla artsicles

IT’S JUST A LITTLE MADDENING SEEING CERTAIN PEOPLE GOING ON AND ON ABOUT ANTI-CENSORSHIP ACTING ALL MARGINALIZED AND ROLEPLAYING MARTYRDOM WHEN YOU LIVE IN A COUNTRY THAT KEEPS ARRESTING AND KILLING ITS JOURNALISTS AND PROTESTERS AND CUTTING SOCIAL MEDIA ACCESS WHEN SOMEONE UP TOP NEEDS TO COVER THEIR ASSCHEEKS! IT’S JUST A LITTLE MADDENING THAT YOU THINK PEOPLE OPPOSING YOUR INCEST RAPE PEDOPHILE FANFICTION IS THE PINNACLE OF OPPRESSION. It’s just a little maddening.

lasertalk 😑I don’t like talking about this shit at all but you people are actually making me lose my mind imagine being so unoppressed that you have to make up your own problems. LOL

laserwalnut

I really do wish at least some of you carried the anti-censorship sentiment outside of blorbo torture porn fanfiction or whatever. Like whistleblowers and journalists being arrested or killed. Or books being banned or destroyed. As in, actual things that are happening in the real world.

laserwalnut

I have not once seen “anti-censorship” being brought up here in regard to real world things that actually matter. It’s all blorbo torture porn fanfiction. I don’t think you can rightfully get too mad about people fussing over fictional content when you yourself seemingly only hold the stances you do to defend your questionable tastes in fiction

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I really do wish at least some of you carried the anti-censorship sentiment outside of blorbo torture porn fanfiction or whatever. Like whistleblowers and journalists being arrested or killed. Or books being banned or destroyed. As in, actual things that are happening in the real world.

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You know, Clay aside, I’ve been thinking of Brycen’s two slightly more canonical Potential Yaoinators. 1- Cedric Juniper (who Brycen goes to investigate Dragonspiral Tower with, BW) 2- Pop Roxie (who acts in a Brycen-Man movie with Brycen and totally bombs it LOL, B2W2) and I can’t help but come to the conclusion……….Brycen is very popular with middle aged girl dads. OH MY GOD AND THIS STUPID FUCKING PANEL FROM THE MANGA. BRYCEN IS *VERY* POPULAR WITH MIDDLE AGED GIRL DADS.

HOW COULD I FORGET SHITSIS FOUR OUT OF FOUR. it's actually wicked lasertalk

Beautiful beast 🐻‍❄️ and the beastly beauty 🌌 my part for @poketcg-art’s Unova card redraw event!!!!!!!!! ^u^ Original by Misa Tsutsui, below the cut!

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IT WAS BETWEEN THIS AND ANOTHER CARD. I was scared this would be too ambitious. BUT IT PAID OFF… OH MY GOD… IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL pokemon beartic poketcgunova artsicles

Ice beats ground AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HAAAAAAA

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laserwalnut

FUUUCKKKKKKK BUT FOR LEGENDS UNOVA GAME TO BE A THING IT HAS TO BE LIKE. HOLD ON. Legends Arceus takes place in a pretty obvious latter half of the 19th century, and it makes it clear that 1- the pokeball is a very recent invention. The wardens don't even use them. And 2- YOU ARE LITERALLY HELPING LAVENTON MAKE THE FIRST EVER FUCKING POKEDEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm ASSUMING the Tao trio shitshow went down a good few centuries before all this. And what is a pokemon game without pokeballs and a pokedex. FUCK! I mean, Legends Unova game set in the past CAN still happen, but it could probably only be set post-Legends Arceus, therefore it could not possibly be the Ultra Lore Extravaganza I dream of. 😑kicks rock slips falls and dies

laserwalnut

😮Waiiiiittttttttt this is legit why people make fanfic and AUs and shit. I can imagine anything. I can create anything. It doesn’t have to make sense. I just have to want to make it. ……………incredibly idealized Legends Unova concept is back on the menu.

lasertalk u know what I'm not even going to stick to a specific time period it's all going to be like. Sometime In The Past. I'm just having fun. you can lowkey do whatever you want..? Guys. DID ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS

FUUUCKKKKKKK BUT FOR LEGENDS UNOVA GAME TO BE A THING IT HAS TO BE LIKE. HOLD ON. Legends Arceus takes place in a pretty obvious latter half of the 19th century, and it makes it clear that 1- the pokeball is a very recent invention. The wardens don’t even use them. And 2- YOU ARE LITERALLY HELPING LAVENTON MAKE THE FIRST EVER FUCKING POKEDEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m ASSUMING the Tao trio shitshow went down a good few centuries before all this. And what is a pokemon game without pokeballs and a pokedex. FUCK! I mean, Legends Unova game set in the past CAN still happen, but it could probably only be set post-Legends Arceus, therefore it could not possibly be the Ultra Lore Extravaganza I dream of. 😑kicks rock slips falls and dies

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laserwalnut

Can I make a bunch of randomass Unovan ancestor fancharacters à la Legends Arceus or will that throw a wrench in Game Freak's hypothetical plans to make a Legends Unova game. Like the flying type eeveelution incident

laserwalnut

Honestly Legends Unova game (set in the past SPECIFICALLY. This is important.) is a whole lot of wishful thinking on my part BUT I WANT IT A LOT… I want to know what the hell happened with the Tao trio. I need to see the original dragon. IS THAT TOO AMBITIOUS OF A WANT… and would this premise be too much of a ripoff of Legends Arceus…? Eh… eeehhhhh….. they COULD make it work. Wishful thinking. Wishful thinking

lasertalk WE DON'T NEED THE TIME TRAVEL PART. NOBODY GAF ABOUT TIME TRAVEL. WE JUST NEED IT TO BE IN THE PAST

Can I make a bunch of randomass Unovan ancestor fancharacters à la Legends Arceus or will that throw a wrench in Game Freak’s hypothetical plans to make a Legends Unova game. Like the flying type eeveelution incident

lasertalk rhetorical question I'm doing them anyway but like. Hm

I promise I’m not playing this for laughs or pity points I actually draw so god damn much like an unnatural amount to most probably. So when I start drawing the more natural and “healthy” amount it’s like😂Oh my god I’m betraying my craft😂😂😂😂😂😂Oh my god it’s all gone. <- It’s not

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