i tire of this charade

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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pocket-deer-belly

you only like those things because they're designed to be likeable

pocket-deer-belly

you're basically addicted to chips because food manufacturers manufacture their food to taste good so you'll want to eat more

pocket-deer-belly

when you enjoy a thing, it releases dopamine in the brain, which is the same chemical that gets released when you are enjoying taking drugs (scary)

spades-gameing

you are just glad because you are happy

guddog
clientsfromhell

I have a client who communicates exclusively via Microsoft Word.

If she has something to tell me, I’ll receive an email with nothing in the body, but a Word doc attached. That’s where she writes her message.

Whenever she wants to email me a photo, she does so via an empty Word doc with said photo set as its background.

But my favorite thing was the first time I witnessed her visiting a website. She had me spell the URL (“W… W… W… dot…”) and with my own two eyes I watched her type it into Word, made it a hyperlink, and Ctrl click it to go there.

I was so fascinated I didn’t even say anything.

captoring

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a different microsoft world