Tagged with climate change

An open and shut case

In clamicide news, law enforcement officials in the U.K. announced this week that they have solved the mysterious death of a seafood entree. Police had originally ruled the death of Ming, 507, a suicide after his body was found in a white sauce atop a bed of linguini off the coast of Iceland … Continue reading →

Swedish meteorites

In extrapolation news, scientists in Sweden are attempting to show that everything that ever happened can be derived from space sand. Meteorites play an important role in figuring out what happened 372 million years ago because they don't last that long. "We know that in desert areas on … Continue reading →

World wide crisis

The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has released stunning new satellite photos (shown above) indicating the extent to which the Earth has been affected by global widening. "These photographs show an undeniable change in global ovaling over the last 50 years," one environmentalist … Continue reading →