I'm Pureblood Chinese (Han blood), and damn proud of it. Cower at our superior feet, mudblood scum! Who am I? A dreamer of dreams, a writer of words and an eater of cheese. Where am I from? Somewhere very far away from here. In case you weren't reading properly, I'm from China. Where am I going? Right now? To bed. Tomorrow? To school. In life? Towards death. Kinda obvious, no? Who's the idiot who asked these questions?
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." - Jack Handey
There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic. - George Orwell
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur (anything said in Latin sounds profound). - Unknown
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin
We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown
Always break a poet's heart, as that is the only way they can write a great poem... - Goran Rahim
Life is wonderful. Without it we'd all be dead. - Unknown
Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. - Dorothy Parker
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - La Bruyere
We make our fortunes, and we call them fate. - Earl of Beaconsfield
Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not nailed down. - Collis P. Huntingdon
The man of wisdom is never of two minds; the man of benevolence never worries; the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius
Heck is where you go when you do not believe in gosh. - Flame_Fall