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Work Wisdom and Christmas Euphemisms

Kelly: They're talking about changing the system again, trying to make it more idiot-proof.
Mylia: Make something idiot-proof and they will grow a bigger idiot.
Leslie: Shut up! We don't want to encourage them.




Leslie: Yeah, I sent them "Smack the Penguin" and I have mine up on my screen.
Mylia: You know, that sounds like something very bad.
Kelly: What, "Smack the Penguin"?
Mylia: Yes, it sounds like a Christmas euphemism for...
Kelly: Oooh! Can I start saying that to the customers?
Mylia: Why, are you trying to get a date?
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Petit LeMans Top Three Results By Class

LMP1

1. Alan McNish with his #2 Audi
2. Hiroshi Kurosawa with the #15 Zytek
3. Memo Gidley with the #9 Lola


LMP2

1. Emmanuel Collard with the #6 Porsche RS Spyder
2. Romain Dumas with the #7 Porsche RS Spyder
3. Eric van de Poele with the #27 Lola Judd


GT1

1. Tomas Enge with the #007 Aston Martin DBR9
2. Pedro Lamy with the #009 Aston Martin DBR9
3. Oliver Gavin with the #4 Chevrolet Corvette C6.R


GT2

1. Jorg Bergmeister with the #31 Porsche 911 GT3 RSR
2. Marino Franchitti with the #61 Ferrari 430 GT Berlinetta
3. Sebastian Bourdais with the #50 Panoz Esperante GTML
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Petit LeMan Specs

Average race speed: 107.39 miles per hour.

Aston Martins... very much kicking the asses of the Corvettes.

Panoz... battling it out with BMW.

Record-Setting ticket sales for the last two days... over 90,000 people between yesterday and today.

960 miles of 1,000 completed so far.
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I Was Supposed To Post This Last Night, But Migrained...So Now As Promised

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Tell me of a fandom you know I know of and I'll tell you:
1. The first character I first fell in love with:
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now:
3. The character everyone else loves that I don't:
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6. The character I would shag anytime:
7. The character I'd want to be like:
8. The character I'd slap:
9. A pairing that I love:
10. A pairing that I despise:
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Libra

I have selected a quote by Irish playwright Brendan Behan to serve as your motto in 2006. I suggest that you write it out on a piece of red paper and place it in a prominent place like your bathroom mirror or computer monitor. "If you have a talent, use it in every which way possible," said Behan. "Don't hoard it. Don't dole it out like a miser. Spend it lavishly like a millionaire intent on going broke."


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