Knocked Around and Came Back Down

Cute.

Yeah, so Jimbo McRoofiepants has been officially booted from K.O.K. Really, you can't be that much of a dick and still be a K.O.K. I hesistated cause, you know. It's hard cause I'm wondering if I'm being too much of a girl about what he did, and I wonder if I should just suck it up and walk it off. I've been pretty much trying to ignore it and pretend that nothing happened but for fuckssake man. A girl can only buy so many pairs of panties before people start looking at her like she's a damn freak when she walks in the door.

Once or twice, maybe she's getting them from someone else. Every other day... FUCK YOU Jimmy. Plus, who can afford this shit. My job at the old people's storage unit doesn't pay that well.

I dunno that this will help. But I'm behind the curtain now. It can't get any worse.

Keeeeeeegger at the K.O.K. house this weekend. Bring your friends. Especially if they have tits. >:)

LJ Friends Meme by coolerq

• You must tell 13 people about this game.
• Patricia is the one that you love.
• Susie is one you like but can't work out.
• You care most about Leah.
• Dave is the one who knows you very well.
• Doofer is your lucky star.
• I'm Only Happy When It Rains is the song that matches with Patricia.
• Fat Lip is the song for Susie.
• Megalomaniac is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
• and Pink Triangle is the song telling you how you feel about life
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Love ya, Pattiecake, but no.
Susie would have ME?
Leah... yeah.
Dave, sup dude. How's married life now that you're a lesbian?
Doofer! You're my lucky star!
I don't know that song fits with Pattiecake. I'm thinking more IMA SUPA GIRL by Shonen Knife. heh.
Fat Lip might actually fit Suz.
If Pink Triangle is all about me, that weirds me out.

I'm a little weirded that most of these are women, cause I don't think I make a very good girl. I can't fucking stand James Spader. But I'll take Val Kilmer any day of the week, dude. That's pretty sweet.

Do I look Asian? I got like, three Asians... huh.

You scored as lesbian242444. </td> lesbian242444 100% lesbian2424 90% lesbian 78% are u a lesbian!!!???!!!??? created with QuizFarm.com

FUCK THE WHAT? Dude, next time I'm thinking I'm fucking stupid, I'll go on these quiz sites and feel better. GUH. Just... go read the questions. Really.

You scored as Will Turner. Your Will Turner. You love easy and will go through just about anything for the one you love. You a natural pirate and also a good person. You love an adventure as well as a good fight. </td> Will Turner 75% Captain Jack Sparrow 72% Davy Jones 41% Jack the Monkey 38% Captain Barbosa 31% Who is your inner pirate on pirates of the caribean? created with QuizFarm.com

I'm a pirate ARRRRGH. Actually Will's kinda pussy, man. I don't know if I want to be him.

You scored as . </td> Dark Brown 75% Black 75% White 63% Blue 63% Bright Red 63% Hot Pink 56% Platnium Blonde 50% Light Brown 50% Strawberry Blonde 50% Purple 50% Auburn 38% Medium Brown 19% Golden/Honey Blonde 19% What hair color should you dye your current color? created with QuizFarm.com

According to this quiz I should dye my hair the color it is now. Blackish brown. Nice. Close second of white (...what?), blue (no) or bright red (maybe). No thanks to you, internet quiz!

I really need to figure out what I'm changing my major to. My advisor is getting anxious to pass me off to someone else. My schedule is all wonky because of it. And we have a K.O.K. weenie roast on uh... Thursday night, I think. With the D.O.G.s. I miss having Dave in the house, cause he was the best at coming up with decent themes. That's just too many puns.

Fees this semester are such a bitch. I went to the plasma center today. Do you know how many things are just REALLY REALLY wrong with that place? I mean, well they had a bunch of people coming in for the first time. Cuz fees are a bitch. This one has been the first time in a few years, so they don't know me at all here. New info. Physical.

Okay, dudes, list of wrongness. Aside from waiting, they make you give them a lot of personal information. Then they just, eyeball you and decide your gender. I don't know, but that seems like a weird thing not to let someone fill out. What if you can't tell? What if you got it wrong? Then they poke your finger and make you step on a scale (ugh ugh ugh). The worst are the sex questions though. Nailed any tail from the UK or Africa? Pfft. It's just awesome how, they ask if you've slept with a man as a high risk behavior. But never ask, say, were you the house bicycle at your frat for like three years? Sleeping with a homo's way riskier. As risky, if not more, than fucking a prostitute.

How can a woman know if she's fucked a guy who fucked a guy? Do you chicks ask or something? I think that would kill the mood for me. Oh, btw, hon, have you engaged in sexual intercourse with another man at any point since 1977? You're not sure? Well, I can't fuck you then, cause then I couldn't donate my life fluids!

I maybe should have left. I'm way too tired right now to make this interesting. Come back later and I'll give you some cybercrack.

screened: k.o.k.s

I've being stalked by LESBIANS.

Not happening. Not my life.

Repress.
Deny.

Look at shit these O.M.Os are talking.

WTF DUDE.

WHAT
THE
FUCK.