Hello sweetie pea,

I would like to apologize for making the Betterworld worse yesterday. I didn't mean what I said. I'm reminded of what a wise violinist once told me about the strength it takes to push a standard stapler so hard it can penetrate forty sheets of paper: that's impossibly stupid with an emphasis on impossible. We don't have to talk about it but you can have half my lunch today. Don't even ask! Just sit down and take it. You have my blessing, remorse, and admiration.