everytime you reblog this tumblr gets gayer

these days the circus isn't funny and the bread kills you

But it is amazing. It is digital

the guy who wrote greek mythology

"how dare you hide this in the tags" -> "you sir have won the internets"

"none of these words are in the bible" -> "thats enough internet for today"

"op check your carbon monoxide detector" -> "were you on drugs when you made this"

and so on and so forth

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

fuck i need to amend the list

this is all getting so complex :/

*trying to pressure a cis boy to transition* you could just be a masculine woman

it’s always “I understand why you have an autism diagnosis now” and not “thank you for explaining the entirety of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster to me, I really enjoyed hearing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster”

here's elvis dying

where's his toilet

There’s no way the British could have built Buckingham palace. It had to be aliens

Tower bridge was clearly built by a group of ancient Mongol explorers

Big Ben? Look at the Arabic numerals on the clock face. This was clearly a monument to The Lord erected by Sunni scholars and master architects.

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible. 

Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:

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95% of you won’t want this on your blog. Reblog if you’re the 5% who care about the victims of The Animes.

controversial statement on tumblr dot com: the women of a marginalized group have it worse than the men of a marginalized group

Also: the racialized people of a marginalized group have it worse worse than the white people of said group

i know hes trying to make fun of the city slickers here but the way this is written really makes it sound like he is Not At All having fun with his country work and he wants to be at party

well fuck. now what am i going to do

??

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

i've died on smaller hills, so i can't judge. but i do think it's funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan's absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs

I was clearly not at the devils sacrament what the fuck

"adventurers are actually more scared of you than you are of them"

"he's literally just doing what an adventurer is supposed to do"

"do you think they think of us as Giant Adventurers?"

"do you know how many other creatures would be infesting our cave if there were no adventurers?"

"how would you like it if you were bumbling along on your little adventurer day, and some giant dragon thing squished you for the crime of being yourself?"

"y'know, so many dragons are grossed out by them, but i think they're fascinating! Did you know some adventurers form symbiotic relationships with small monsters? Some of them even do a simplified form of spellcraft! Like, with actual magic and everything!"

"Of course they are swarming your cave, you dolt! You captured a juvenile queen and took it home with you, what did you expect!?"

Maybe I should go to therapy