The Wonders of Kiwi Pie

So I realized that no one has updated on Kiwipie in quite a while.

Have we forgotten the importance of Kiwipie? The importance of having a haven, a place to go to, when the nuclear winter arrives?

We must keep Kiwipride alive if we are to call ourselves true citizens of Kiwipie.

hehehehe.

that was fun!

Maybe we can make a deal with the kiwis... We save them from nuclear winter with our superior technology (thanks to hands and opposable thumbs), and they give us free rides! And all the kiwis they can eat! The fruit, that is... I mean for the birds. The birds eat the fruit. There, that's it!

And yes, we need a Kiwi Constitution! Something along the lines of, "We equal equality to the power of Pi--Kiwi Pie, that is". Wooo for lame math jokes! "Multiply the love by the sum of justice and freedom, and you have one big product equaling happiness!" YEEHAW.

And we need some sort of police force to take down any criminal activity before it goes anywhere... I mean, we'll screen all people entering Kiwi Pie, but we'll have to keep an eye on their descendents... You never know when you need a taser-wielding, kiwi-riding, big hunk of justice to bring down the forces of evil.

Long Live Kiwi Pie!

TNWM,

==Daae==

I am pondering a major issue that could shape the future of kiwipie: how are we to get the kiwis to work for us without exploiting them, we dont want to risk the chance of a bloody kiwi revolution.

And to add to that, the actually citizens of kiwi pie need a constitution to protect our rights and what not.

I assure you founding mothers (that sounds so weird) the future of kiwi pie is in your hands.

Get Better Clar

clare= kiwipie's official librarian/historian, you can have a library named after you!

anthem definatly needed anyone got any ideas?

I cant decide between the two sports but we could always have two. well three if you count the anually kiwi bird racing.

and now the bussiness that carly brought up... website totally dedicated to the future of kiwi pie... or just random.

we need to prepare for the nuclear winter!!!

<3

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