mute #outer wilds spoilers and play the game NOW!!

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hi guys

now that ive been using tumblr more why dont i make a real intro?

hi im kiwi and welcome to my blog!

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A page banner that reads "Outer Wilds ruined my life (and it will ruin yours too) (please play it don't look up anything about it just do it trust me)
A blinkie with the aro flag in the background. It reads "green is for aro not xisuma /j"
A blinkie with an ace flag in the background. It reads "ace attorney? i sure hope they are".
  • i also go by fels/waffles and nathan/nate, but kiwi is generally preferred unless you already know someone named kiwi and need a way to distinguish.
  • i use both she/her and he/him pronouns, but honestly use whatever’s funniest. like call me bro if you want. my gender is The Bit. (but i only use gendered terms/honorifics)
  • i am a multifandom blog! but you probably know me for my “main fandoms” of hermitcraft + adjacent SMPs/evbo productions and team fortress 2. i also post a lot about being aroace/aspec
  • and on the side there’s legend of zelda, ace attorney, undertale/deltarune, project hail mary, and d&d/baldur’s gate 3. also i never shut up about the loathing games so if youve played any of them…. put your fingers in my enclosure i wont bite i prommy

supporters of censorship are not welcome on my page. my art is not for fascists.

feel free to use my art for icons, banners, edits, dubs etc as long as you credit me.

i’m also a mod for @thelinkconvention (although i can’t check notifs very often) and i’m totally not a mod for @evilxdoodles but you should check it out wink wink nudge nudge

check out @wafflebirdemporium for updates on my etsy shop!

a lot of my art ideas and fics are co-written by my best friends and partners in crime @skyspersonalhell and @xylemblu :D

i try my best to write image descriptions for my art (which i put in the alt text) but i’m not always consistent :’] i appreciate any IDs people write for me!

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for mcyt: please do not bring ship mentions to my page if i don’t tag/specify it myself 👍 you can check under the cut for my more detailed boundary on ship discussion!

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Person who's listened to 10 Will Wood songs: Yeah I think my favourite definitely has to be Against the Kitchen Floor

Person who's listened to 100 Will Wood songs: Oh god no I'm not into any of that overrated stuff. You gotta listen to Bob Zmuda v. James Carrey off the original TRWW album or maybe Front Row Seats from his Jamface days

Person who's listened to 500 Will Wood songs: Yeah I think my favourite definitely has to be Against the Kitchen Floor

ITS ME. IVE LISTENED TO 500 WILL WOOD SONGS and against the kitchen floor IS my favorite reblogs will wood
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spider-woman (petra parker) villains react to her coming out as trans

kingpin: ...this changes nothing.

electro: [very clearly uncomfortable but not willing to interrogate what that says about himself] so is this, like, a permanent thing?

rhino: you are...AH!! [drops the bags of money he's holding and gives spider-woman a bone-crushing hug] MY FRIEND!!! YES!!! my cousin's wife, she is like you as well! beautiful woman. maybe you know her? you do not? is not how that works? i see. you two must meet. we will arrange dinner after i break out from raft again. uhp--no arguments. i have decided.

vulture: this is exactly what fox news warned me about...

green goblin: [mockingly] good for you, bug! though don't think i'll go easy on you because of this. after all, you and i both know i don't have a problem killing girls! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

sandman: [after five minutes of failed explanations] oh, like the thing rhino's cousin's wife has

white rabbit: girl!!! me too!!! no way!!! you know, this is perfect timing actually, beetle and i have been looking for a third, if you're interested...

lizard: [really not getting it] ssssso you have to inject yoursssself with girl DNA how often? seemssssss inefficient. you know, connorsssss only injected himself with lizard DNA the once. maybe you ssshould assssk him to make girl DNA for you.

doc ock: [known the whole time] so...you finally figured it out.

mysterio: [trying to fuck with her] so...you finally figured it out.

mr. negative: [gives a single, curt nod and doesn't say anything but makes sure to gender her correctly during their fight]

morbius: HISSSSSSSS!! spider-man!! vhat brings you to zhis dark corner of the city, at so late an--vhat? spider...woman now? [drops the accent] oh hey that's sick. listen if you need an endocrinologist i know a guy. he's over in brooklyn so it's a bit out of the way--oh you're going to diy? no that makes sense. hey, i really appreciate you telling me. no it's no problem at all. thanks! [starts doing the accent again] NOW BEGONE!!! FROM MY LAIR!!!!

electro again: [still really uncomfortable] i just don't think it's an unfair question to ask. remember that time you were like all mean and had the four extra arms and you said shit like "the die is cast?" how do i know this isn't another one of your phases?

carnage: [sprinting down the street on all fours holding the first syllable of a slur like piccolo charging his special beam cannon] fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFAGGOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

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The comic for the @rftazine I drew in collaboration with @drbtinglecannon who wrote the script for it.

The official print in the zine was black and white with halftone, but in its earlier drafts, it was in color like you see above, mostly because I wanted to toy with the luminol filter seen in the same SL-9 case with the pink and cyan filters indicating places where evidence stood out.

Sales for the zine are open now!

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I made this for class and am proud! Seems like it could find a home on tumblr

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i got chills

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I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING

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This is gorgeous but OH MY GOD THE CHOICE TO USE THAT SONG WITH THAT WORD REPEATED IN THE REFRAIN???

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im genuinely sobbing wtf

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ToT

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Hey guys! Op here and I want to say thank you for all the love and support! I’m going to be making this animatic into a full fledged FILM next semester so stay tuned for more info and concept art! I’m also looking to hire a composer got my festival version bc copyright so let me know if you know anyone!

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Design updates! Oh and I changed the ending… you’ll have to wait and see why there are 2 Cyclopes….

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Good news, the completed animation is available (along with other short films) on OP's website!

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every horror writer in history wanted what the 19th floor subplot in the Wayside School books had

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Also the gentlemen with the black attaché case who offer you the choice between being safe or being free and the dead rats who live in the basement.

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I have no idea what Wayside School is

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It’s a trilogy of absurdist children’s novels published by Louis Sachar (the author of Holes) about a school that was supposed to be one storey with thirty rooms but is actually thirty storeys with a room on each floor because the builders were holding the plans sideways (and apparently this is how architecture works). Each book consists of a series of thirty loosely interrelated short stories about the students on the thirtieth floor, and there are a bunch of weird anomalous things that become running gags throughout the novels and, actually, now that I think about it, I can definitely see how Night Vale would have been inspired by this

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me when i’m in a making someone feel stupid and incompetent competition and my opponent is a mother

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me when i'm in a crushing someone entire sense of self and being competition and my opponent is a mother

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me when i’m choosing between being motivating and inspirational vs reminding everyone that they’re stupid and useless but i’m a mother so there’s only one correct choice

it’s crazy how my relationship with her is simultaneously one of my best and worst kiwi’s calls