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I made this. I was bored, and it's funny.

To the incredibly original man or woman who keyed a green 95 Jeep YJ in the Lethbridge, AB mall parking lot,

I often wonder to myself; "Why would a person vandalize another person's property? What strikes a person as so 'exciting', so utterly irresistible about dragging a metallic object across the side of a vehicle?" The answer to this is quite simple: You are an attention seeker.

News flash: This society your trying to be a part of, with all its vastness and diversity, with all its loving individuals and hateful miscreants, with all the evil and good, did not even blink when you keyed my vehicle. You will not make an impact by keying a Nursing Student in the mall parking lot. Your friends will not think you are cool. Your parents will not change how they raised you. You will not make a lasting impression on my life. Your ineptitude will not be compensated by your ability to remove paint from a material object.

Karma, however, is dynamic in its responses to providing balance. I would be lying if I said I didn't wish a shopping cart would blow into your vehicle or another person hit it with their car door and drove off.

But hey that's just my opinion.



Moving on! Let's look at cats and Jeremy Renner.

http://hawkeye-but-with-cats.tumbl…

I really hope this isn't as hard as it looks.

But it probably is.

I think I'm funny and a lot of the time I think I'm better then society.

Here's me being bitter.

Feel free to share them and spam those types of facebook friends back.

Trying to study last night:

Then:

Followed by:

Trying to study this morning after skipping class with the only goal of studying:

DAAA FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Now:

Ughhhh...

The end.

OH MY GOD I'M MAKING AN EMERGENCY POST BECAUSE THIS IS A SERIOUS EMERGENCY.

Okay. So children. My love of my life is going to be in a movie called Hansel and Gretel. All right. Kewl Here I figured:

"Awe some gay movie set in the present date with blah costume and shit and things. Laaaaaaaaamuh but I will see it anyways cause Jeremy Renner is in it >:]"

BUT. Let me turn your attention TO THIS.



OH MY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Black leather? Popped collar?! STEAM PUNK WATCHEW,GF EWKJGHGASJEFEWKLJREW *jizz*

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS???

Sweeney Todd. All. Over. Again. All over the internet. All over my computer. Oh god we're screwed. He's in a FACKIN' leading role.

Okay... but this worries me.

Remember Jake and the Prince of Persia? Yeah that was a fail and a half (Jake U still sexay) ... okay. If this happens to my Jeremy I will cry. He's usually pretty good about picking scripts. . . (exclude Monkey Love. Well... keep the sex scene)

Anyways, BAD ASSS MOVIE THATS GONNA BE LIKE FUCKIN' VAN HELSING.

OH MY GOD i JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING ELSE.

THIS CHICK: ------> was in Prince of Persia.

JEREMY RENNER. HAWT CHICK WITH HIM IN LEADING ROLE. WHAT HAPPENS IN EVERY MOVIE EVER WITH A GUY AND A HAWT CHICK IN LEADING ROLES. YEAH BABY GIDDY UP!!!!!! Ahhhh ahh ah ah ah ah TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF (just to specify I mean Jeremy) *man bark*


. . . Oh shit wait. . . Hansel and Gretel are siblings aren't they     ;_____; WHY DO YOU HATE ME JESUS.

Anyways... the director is German... oh god... I don't trust Jeremy in this directors hands. His name is Tommy Wirkola or something... and I'm afraid and skeptical.
I'M GONNA GO ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD THE SCRIPT.

In the mean time...

I look forward to squeeling in the theaters "*German accent* OH HANSEL!!!!! :D :D :D :D You are so bad ass and decked out in leather and STEAMPUNK SHIT OHHHHHHHH HAAAAANSEL"

I feel less foggy, more energetic. 

Did you guys know Jupiter makes noises?? So pretty :D Yet eerie...


And Earth sounds pretty too :D Skip to 4 minutes though.


BTW. Unicorns and Dragons are the shit.

I don't understand why I've felt so different lately... It's like I've been floating around somewhere else while I'm here... I don't know how to explain it.

It feels like... reality is a dream almost? I don't know it's so hard to explain. It feels like I'm in a fog, and everything bores me. Everything that deals with... life! And that's so not okay!

Food is boring to me. I have literally no interest in food anymore other than when my hunger pains get bad enough to become annoying.

School is incredibly stifling.

My vision... everything is foggy. Like... I see things but it lacks a sense of realism. I know this makes zero sense to anyone. It's like it's fuzzy.

Headaches x_x

It's like I'm kind of just killing time... for something. But what!!! IT IS THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING EVER.  Kind of like I'm bored of everything now and I'm kind of killing time until I'm where I want to be... but where is that.

So in order to fix stuff... I've decided to start a dream journal again to try and help me spark something??

Last night I had a dream that Hailey and stacey and I went to Sillas designs, and she bought a mattress and I bought a new towel. Then we left, and I felt really guilty about my money situation. So I wanted to go back to return it (got lost, homeless man helped us find it) and the lady was all "We're closed..." And then I was like okay well I'll come back tomorrow I guess........

Then the lady had a box of puppies that were super cute.

Omg the island.

... well... feelin' a little "ya know..." Ya know ;] ??? Yaaaaaaa....

So what does one do when the pill makes one "ya know..."?

Well Minecraft doesn't remedy it.

Watching Stay and realizing how cute Ewan McGregor looks DEFINITELY doesn't help.

Making tea doesn't help, and flirt texting with drunken boys definitely increases the ya know.

The sober flirt texting is worse too because they're articulate.

AGH. So here's what I'mma do.

Hotness party then force to go to bed.

The theme is Kilts. SCOTTISH.





Oh by the way. I know smoking is terrible for you, but there's just something so attractive about a hawt guy who's like "Ya so... screw the norms". I realize I am brain washed, but Stacey agrees with me!


I'm gonna watch Trainspotting now I think... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm <3