I'm Kisc. Yes, the real thing, the Insane Ninja Hero, Shadow of the Dragon, Son of Kemp, grandsomething of Sirinek, Bane of Balance, and, mostly, Bitcher of Boards.
There are no such things as Vampires.
I'm 34, 6'3", 275 lbs or so, and intellectually lazy. And physically lazy. And, uh, morally lazy. Spiritually? Yeah, I'm lazy.
I am averse to change. So, if you think about that, you'll probably understand more than you care.