LAMAZE CLASS VIII
I hope you don't mind me starting the RP. I just need something to distract myself right now, and pretending to be other people seemed like a good place to start.
And since it's been so damn long, I need to do this for my own personal knowledge:
RECENTLY, ON KNOCKED-UP AND BISHIEFUL --
The twins turned one, while a few months down the road, Miku turned two. Then it was May and it rained a few times I'm sure, and then Ichiru tied the knot with his baby daddy. Then they commemorated their wedding night by having sex, but they had had sex lots of times before that so it was really just another night at the Kiryu house basically. Then JUNE came and they went on their honeymoon, and for reasons only known to us that part of everyone's lives won't be shown until later.
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"Oh my goodness." Rose's statement was immediately followed by a fit of insane giggling. The blonde Vizard gave a light sigh and smiled wearily as he walked back into the bathroom, long white sleeves rolled up past his elbows so they wouldn't become dampened by the bath water in the tub. He knelt down and watched the two boys currently sloshing about in the tub like it was an open-sea voyage. "Look at this place – it seems like the older you kids get, the messier my house becomes." Rose began running his hands through Ren's hair to make sure he had washed all of the shampoo out of it while Rei picked up a rubber octopus from the water's surface.
"He's gonna get 'choo!"
As the toy was thrust in Rose's face he feigned a scared gasp and held up a hand. "Oh no, don't let him get me!"
"'S okay! I save you!" With that the eldest Kiryu son threw the toy down and gripped the side of the tub for balance before thrusting a pudgy fist in the air. "He gone!"
"Oh thank you, I feel much better now." Smiling to himself, Rose reached for the purple towel lying on the rug. "Okay Ren, let's get you out first." He started to pull Ren's naked body from the tub, the boy looking quite unamused as he held a green rubber duck close to his chest. It had been a very rough weekend for the youngest of Zero and Ichiru's sons. While Rose had tried to be accommodating and understanding of the situation, there were many things Ren didn't want him doing that simply couldn't be ignored. He knew that Ren was unhappy about Rose and Love feeding him and his brother at mealtimes but he couldn't exactly let the boy starve, and he also knew that Ren hated Rose changing his clothes in the morning and at night but that was also something that needed to be done. As far as baths went, Rose had tried to put off the task as much as he could since the boys were already being thrown out of their usual schedule, but two days in a house with three kids under three wasn't exactly a haven of cleanliness. Miku's decision to shower the twins with sand from her sandbow this morning had finally put them all over the line of needing a bath. At least when Rose put Ren and Rei in the tub at the same time Ren seemed to cope a little better.
Rose set Ren on the soft blue bathroom rug and began rubbing down his wet body. Ren's face was set in a permanent pout bordering sadness as he hugged the duck to his chest and stared strictly at anything but Rose. As Rose began to towel-dry the boy's head gently he smiled. "There we go – all clean again. Now let's get your brother out so we can dry off and get dressed."
Ren wandered over to the open doorway that lead to Rose and Love's bedroom while Rose started hefting Rei out of the tub. Said boy erupted into a spew of incoherent toddler speak, most of which Rose merely replied to with nods. He thought he picked up on a few keywords like 'bats' and 'racecars' at some point, but other than that, who knew. Rose finished drying off Rei and was ushering the boys into his bedroom when two new figures approached from the second doorway in the bathroom – the one that connected Rose and Love's bathroom to their daughter's room.
As Miku raced past her mother, tiny damp ponytail bouncing, Rose frowned softly. "Miku, I told you to stay in your room with daddy."
"Daddy chase me!" the girl declared, grinning wildly up at said daddy before stopping short. Miku and Rei stared silently at each other for a good few seconds before Miku looked up at her mom with an expression that could only be described as amusement. "Mommy, they're nakey."
"Yes, I know, that's why I told you to stay with daddy," Rose said, easing onto the floor with a sigh so he could start to tug a white t-shirt over Ren's head.
Miku turned back to her oldest cousin and giggled as she clasped her tiny hands over her mouth. "Where's he's clothes, daddy?"
"I dunno, babe," Love grunted, walking over and leaning down to scoop the blonde child up. He cradled Miku in his arms and began blowing on her belly as she screamed. "They're boys. Maybe they just wanna be wild an' free."
"Me too!"
"No, not you too," Rose spoke up as he finished pulling a diaper and some tan shorts up on Ren so he could move on to Rei. "We do not have naked parties in this house, Miku."
"That's right, we keep those diapered-butts in their pants," Love said, kissing Miku's cheek a few times before easing her onto the ground. "Miku, go take Rei and Ren to your room and put your books back on their shelf."
"'Kay." Miku took Ren's hand and began dragging the unwilling boy after her, Rei followed shortly after as Rose finished dressing him. Love went to follow the kids but was stopped as Rose grabbed his hand. The slimmer of the two smiled as he fiddled with the bold engagement band around Love's finger.
"You look happy," Love murmured, leaning in to kiss Rose's neck as said man closed his eyes and gave a bright hum. "What's up?"
"What, I can't be happy?" Rose challenged, his smile remaining strong. With a swift movement Rose had his waist pressed up against Love's as he draped his arms across the back of the black-haired Vizard's neck. Love grunted out a short laugh and kissed Rose on the lips a few times. "They'll be here in about an hour."
"And then it's just the three of us again."
Rose nodded and ran his fingers through Love's hair, traveling the lengths of the man's scalp before his right palm came to a rest on the side of Love's head. He leaned in and kissed the taller man lovingly. "Maybe tonight someone will be kind enough to take Miku for a few hours so we can spend some time together."
"And by together, do you mean have sex?" Love asked, holding Rose's hips as the mother sighed and closed his eyes; oh, memories of romance. "Hey, time doesn't present itself anymore. I gotta know for sure. If we ended up on two different pages I would have been mighty disappointed."
"Yes, I did mean sex," Rose said, staring indifferently at Love a few moments longer before the two separated. "But only if you're good and you four can keep out of trouble while I make lunch."
"Now why would you have any doubt whatsoever?" Love asked, putting on a crestfallen expression as he watched Rose walk into the hallway. Rose dutifully ignored his best friend. Love grinned and started heading for Miku's room, inwardly pleased with the turn this day was taking.
He had been anxious when they left the resort, and counting the clouds in the sky had been hard to stick to as they made their way down the sandy highway, but once the newly-minted Kiryu couple had made their way into familiar turf Ichiru found himself growing anxious. Once they were forty minutes from home his hands began clasping at his shorts. Thirty minutes and his lips began to twitch. Twenty, his stomach began to clench. By the time they were ten minutes from their home – and more importantly, their boys – Ichiru took a deep breath and tried to let it out as smoothly as possible. He folding his shaky arms around his sides. "We're back."
"We sure are," Zero murmured, eyes skimming the quickly-approaching suburban homestead. There wasn't a whole lot about this place that he liked, to be honest. The only thing that this quaint little hometown had offered him was the peace of mind at knowing that his kids were in a stable environment, that Ichiru was happy, and that everyone was safe. He knew that he could never take such simple things for granted after living the life he and his brother had lived. Even with twin boys at home and the hectic lifestyle that came with them, there were times when Zero truly felt that he had been given the gift of a second chance at living. He wasn't going to screw it up this time around.
"Do you think the boys did okay?" Ichiru asked, absently chewing on his bottom lip as he watched the houses that passed by. "You don't think they're going to be scarred by this, do you?"
Zero blinked half-lidded eyes as he continued to stare dead ahead. "Scarred? By us being gone less than two days?"
"They're only eighteen-months-old, you know," Ichiru said defensively. "It's not like they understand what's happening."
"We left them in a place where they're surrounded by people they've known their whole lives. It's not like we dropped them off at the shelter and took off to roam the countryside." While Zero's vague humor was obvious it didn't keep Ichiru from glaring at his older counterpart. "Yes – the boys are fine. You called ten million times on Friday, and another million yesterday. It's only one in the afternoon today and they probably haven't even done much today, so unless something changed in the last three hours since you spoke to Rose, the boys are doing fine." Ichiru crossed his arms moodily and glared out his window.
"Fine, but if they grow up and end up in therapy, I'm blaming you."
Zero bit back a sigh as his hands tightened on the steering wheel; what else what new…?
"Mama, car."
Rose had been in the midst of picking up toys when a tiny slur came from his shoulder. As he dropped another ball into the toy box by the sliding glass doors Rose ran a hand down Miku's back, patting her bottom. "You hear a car?" She nodded and closed her eyes sleepily again as Rose hiked her higher up against his shoulder. He could faintly make out the approaching reiatsu signatures that he recognized as Ichiru and Zero; Love was right, Miku's senses were starting to grow attuned. Rose gave his daughter's head a tender kiss. "Love, they're here."
Said man had been sitting on the couch when Rose spoke. With a grin he gave a stiff stretch, glancing to his left where a blanket had been spread out on the floor so Rei and Ren could lay down on it. The two boys were on the brink of sleep. Rei's hand was absently gripping his bangs, tiny fingers grasping at the short, silvery locks for comfort. His other hand probably would have been in his mouth if it hadn't been resting over Ren's face, the two boys facing each other with their legs curled up against their bodies. Both boys blinked sleepily and stared blearily over Love's shoulders as he hoisted them into his arms. "C'mon guys – let's go see who's here."
(( Okay, if you want to continue from here you can. If not just let me know and I'll keep going. DEATH BEFORE DISHONOUR! D< ))

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