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New blood at TAB

We have a new member at TAB, yay!

He has supplied us with new material, yay!

"Stats: Snowy is a half breed also, separated from his mother at birth. She had
died giving birth to three breathing pups, but his only sister died as a pup
cause of irregular heartbeat. His brother Clongdike, and him survived. Both stay
close to each other as they grew. They were founded by a dog sled team, when
still pups. Their father Ravenclaw took control of raising them. Snowy's brother
one day had to move with his family to New York so Snowy wouldn't know when
they'ed get to see each other again. They bade each other good bye, and
Clongdike promised to visit again when he could. Then on the 16th of April his
father had come down with a disease which eats away at the nervous system. The
family, and especially Snowy was sad to have to put him to sleep for good. Now
Snowy is alone, and looking for someone to love him for who he is. As you can
guess Snowy's pelt is pure white, with grey paws, and under belly."

-John

P.S. Come back to TAB, y'lil bleeders.
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I know this is sort of breaking the canon of the community, but this did seem pretty funny to me:

This is a kid's review of "Nightmare on Elm Street 2"

"I like all the Nightmare movies but 2 doesn't belong. It just doesn't seem to fit in the series as much. If your planning on buying the Nightmare movies don't buy 2 keep the rest because 2 was so dumb."

Okay, not the most intelligent review ever, but certainly not horrible. now look at someone's response to it: Entitled

"F*CK YOU "This one doesn't even belong in the series!" - KIDS REVIEW!!!"

"THIS "KID REVIEW" QUE3R IS GOT TO BE THE MOST PATHETIC CHILD IVE EVER READ. THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE BEST OF THE ENTIRE NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET SERIES! BUY IT ALL EXCEPT PART 2? THIS KID HAS TO GET THE HELL OUT OF WRITING REVIEWS ON HORROR FLIX. PLEASE IGNORE THIS WORTHLESS CHILD AND BUY THE ENTIRE BOX SET. IF YOU HAVENT SEEN ANY, I ADVISE TO START WITH THE FIRST 2, AND WORK YOUR WAY UP! AND MAY WE ALL SAY F*CK YOU KID REVEIWER!"

I just love how this person unloads! They describe this kid as a "worthless child!" That is venom, and love for Nightmare on elm street 2 man. heavy shit.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0…
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I'm assuming a kid or young teenager wrote this:

"Bad Date Story #798
My worst date was when i moved to a new skool and i started on da monday and on da friday this really cute girl called jade asked me out. I was like yeah OMG!!! so we were like goin out 4 a cuple of months and then one of my friends foned me and sed r u okay? and i was like yeh y? and my friend waslike after the jade fing and i was like wot? and my friend said wen she dumped you. i sed she didnt dump me...did shes???i checked through all my calls and txts 2 her she didnt even drop a hint. on monday mornin i c her hanging about wif dis bas**rd called mark, he was like kissin her n makin out i was furious. i ran over to mark and i was like wot the f***. he was like yeh she dumped u 4 me.n they were kissin n stuff. so i went out wif dis otha girl 2 make her jelous...but it didnt work so i dumped her and she started kikin me like she was playin football(if u no wot a mean) i was like ouch!!!!!! ~Anonymous"

www.datestories.com ( I was bored so sue me)

I just like the kicking thing at the end. Did she literally just start attacking him?
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Oh,so long it has been

Just a friendly reminder that we exist, my dears, and the world is still full of idiocy.

It is 2006, a fresh new year full of potential to find and mock the illiterate.

Get out there and seek the stupid!
sailor moon

I'd have a better chance with some rocks.

Haha, just an amusing conversation I had with Katie's sister, who had snuck onto her screen name. I got rid of her sn because you shouldn't harrass Katie (but you can harrass me).

Sister: hi who is this
Sister: are you mute?
Ameran Zsari: yes
Sister: sure
Sister: im katies sister who this be
Ameran Zsari: one of her friends you don't know
Sister: i know you.....your that whore ashlee
Ameran Zsari: nope, wrong
Sister: then who are you
Ameran Zsari: none of your business
Sister: wow your rude
Sister: ill tell katie you were talking shit about her if you dont tell me who the hell you are
Ameran Zsari: like she'd believe you
Sister: i make anybody belive anything dear
Ameran Zsari: haha, yeah, I'm sure. You just keep telling yourself that, little girl.
Sister: i do because its the truth
Sister: i see who you are now "Madison" she has your screename under that so haha HA thats your name
Ameran Zsari: congratulations, you're a master sleuth
Sister: im not a slut
Ameran Zsari: and an idiot to boot.
Sister: to boot?
Sister: are you a pirate????//
Ameran Zsari: you are obviously not fluent in the english language
Sister: you obviously are from mars
Sister: you talk realllly wierd

Sister: katies in the shower haha, she should have known better than to leave up her AIM
Sister: dumbass
Sister: i guess your gonna tell on me though........ cuz she and all her friends are tattle tales
Ameran Zsari: no, it would be below me to "tell on you"
Ameran Zsari: you haven't offended me in any way, so I'd have no reason
Ameran Zsari: I'm just going to laugh at your stupid ass
Sister: oh but i could
Ameran Zsari: I'd LOVE to see you try
Sister: is that a threat Ameran
Sister: yawn you are boring me now
Ameran Zsari: I'm sure.
Sister: Im sure
Sister: me and all my friends could take your ass
Sister: im sure its big like all her other friends
Ameran Zsari: Nah, not as big as you would probably imagine.
Sister: im sorry have i offended you
Ameran Zsari: no, not at all
Sister: ???????????????????????????????????????????/
Sister: ???????????????????????????????????????????
Sister: ????????????????????????????????????????????
Sister: ???????????????????????????????????????????????
Sister: F U

Ameran Zsari: My, you are an idiot.
Sister: how?
Sister: My, you are an bitch
Sister: wow your quiet, you must be wiping away your tears emo
Ameran Zsari: oh yes, you'd love to think that
Sister: i dont think it..... i know it
Ameran Zsari: the fact is that I don't really enjoy speaking to people who have inflated egos and no brains.
Sister: g2g!! nice chatting with you bitch......shes outta the shower now.....well finish this later]


Enjoy :3 And no, I'm not nice XD
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Random poems that a mate found

Here are a couple of poems expressing wonderfully the intellect of today's children. Found originally by Graham, smeg_head85.

buzz goes the bee
when a flower he does see
drip drop goes the honey
that the bee has made.

And...

I've got a new pet hamster
I called him Christopher
I've got a new pet hamster
this hamster has no furr.

-John
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Found this on amazon

This is a "kid's Review" of the video game "Downhill Domination." It made me giggle, and I finally found something to post here:

"A Kid's Review

I have the demo and it has tunns of shortcuts and they let you fall like 200 feet cuzx i did hahahahaha you can kick ppl off bikes i push them off leges lol bye"
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C'mon people, There's gotta be more mutilations of the english language out there somewhere. Anyway, Liz just directed my attention to this site and I instantly thought of Kidskantrite. You can find it here. (http://www.banime.com/mybanime/) But I warn you: This Is Not For The Weak Of Heart. If You Have Recently Had Heart Surgery And Are Disturbed By The Violent Rape Of Our Language, DO NOT Read This Site. Thank you.
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