today's my last day @ my uncles house, so no more computer for a bit :( oh well. you should all know how to get ahold of us if ya need to! x0x0x0x0 <3 nicole
MINNEAPOLIS (Reuters) - Minnesota voters, who eight years ago elected a former professional wrestler as their governor, may find a self-proclaimed vampire on the ballot for the office this year.
"Politics is a cut-throat business," said Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey, who said he plans to announce his bid for governor Friday on the ticket of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.
Like Jesse "The Body" Ventura, who was elected governor as an independent in 1998, the 41-year-old Sharkey once was a wrestler, although he spent his time "The Unholiest of Kings: Tarantula" on obscure professional circuits.
"I'm a Satanist who doesn't hate Jesus," Sharkey told Reuters. "I just hate God the Father."
However, he claims to respect all religions and if elected, will post "everything from the Ten Commandments to the Wicca Reed" in government buildings.
Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol.
Sharkey told the Minneapolis Star Tribune that he's a vampire "just like you see in the movies and TV."
"I sink my fangs into the neck of my donor ... and drink their blood," he said, adding that his donor is his wife, Julie.
The field for the governor's race in Minnesota is far from complete. Republican incumbent Tim Pawlenty is widely expected to seek another term in November and his Democratic opponent has not been determined.
Sharkey said he planned to announce his candidacy Friday -- the 13th -- because that was "my lucky number.
the dogs woke me up at quarter to 6 this morning...wanting outside, damn animals! now im up. got hungry so i had to eat... has anyone ever had the berryburst cheereos??? the bananna/stawberry is sooooo yummy.
billy's still sleeping needless to say. he's gotta work in a couple of hours so i think ill let him sleep for a while. damn im bored.
7. Siblings? a brother and a sister (both younger)
8. Glasses or Contacts? nodda
9. Background? Irish, Romanian, Native American
10. People in your family? five
11. Straight/Bisexual/Gay? straight
12. Left or Right Handed? right
13. Allergic to anything Kiwi fruit
14. Pet peeves? people who dont take care of their teeth, people who dont look in the eyes when talked to, chewing w/mouth opened, and shoes on the bed drive me crazy!
15. Habits? smoking, biting my nails, sleeping too much ------------------------------------------------- Have you ever...
16. Smoked at school? yes
17. Got in a fight with a teacher? yes
18. Overdosed on drugs? nope
19. Gotten alcohol poisoning? yes
20. Done drugs (not including marijuana)? yes
21. Driven under the influence? no
22. Been in a car where the driver was drunk/high? yep
23. Been arrested? hell no, im a good gurly
24. Done drugs with any of your family members? smoked w/my parents
25. Had a friend that is a druggy? yeah
26. Dated a drug dealer/druggy? nope 27. Blacked out from being so drunk? yeah
28. Done really stupid shit while fucked up that you regret? yeah big time
29. Smoked crack? NO
30. Madeout with a person of the same sex? kissed not made out
31. Played strip poker? no i dont know how to play poker
32. Been in a car accident? one big one w/a semi
33. Fallen for a close friend of the opposite sex? no...crushes dont count
34. Of the same sex? nope
35. Been in a bad physical fight? yeah, a few
------------------------------------------------- Do You...
36. Go to Church? occasionally...when forced to
37. Chew with your mouth opened? fuck no!
38. Make faces at yourself in the mirror? every day
39. Drunk dial? sure when i am toasted
40. Have any piercings besides your ears (if that)? navel, nose, eyebrow
41. Get motion sickness? only in long car rides
42. Have a job? sort of...maternity leave
43. Have sex on a regular basis? for the most part
44. Masturbate everyday? not every day
45. Tell your friends you love them on the phone? no.
46. Put up away messages on aim after everything you do? no 47. Get frustrated easily? yeah...almost bipolar
WHERE THE FUCK IS 48? went on a fishing trip
49. Get dizzy and naucious if you spin in circles 20 times? duh
50. Do you get on myspace almost everyday? just got a account 2day! lol
------------------------------------------------- Would you Rather... You HAVE to pick one.
51. Be stuck in an elevator for an hour with a blind or deaf guy that's a pervert? blind guy
52. Get shot or stabbed? shot, i am familiar with the feeling of a sharp object pierced into my skin...not very nice
53. Walk on glass or chew on razor blades? walk on glass...i'd like to keep my tounge
54. Get molested by Michael Jackson or George Bush? I thought jackson was only into little boys
55. Die of a cocaine overdose or freeze to death? freeze...fuck coke
56. Get caught at school with heroin or having sex with one of your teachers? sex with a teacher...definatly
57. Find out that the person you're in love with has AIDS or that your best friend does? best friend if i had one i guess....
58. Go without showering for a month or eating? eating.i could do it!
59. Be known as the annoying loser or the person that fucks everyone at parties? no point in answering. im already pretty damn annoying!
60. Be blind or deaf? deaf, i dont think i could go through life w/ out seeing my baby (the one in my belly, billy too i guess lol)
61. Get ran over or drown? Ran over, drowning is one of my biggest fears ------------------------------------------------- Can you... 62. Touch your toes without bending your knees? not for another month (maybe sooner)
63. Cross your eyes? yes
64. Touch your tongue to your nose? nope, mines too stubby
65. Do a cartwheel? it's more of a tumble
66. Take a shot of tequilla and not chase it? mmmm, yeah
67. Say the alphabet backwards? yes, i am proud to say i can
68. Swim? does doggy paddle count?
69. Drive with your knees? yeah
70. Lick your own elbow? hahah no
71. Put your foot behind your head? used to about 9 mos. ago ------------------------------------------------- If you ever got the chance would you... (Only answer if you haven't already done it.)
72. Go skydiving? hell yeah
73. Swim to the bottom of the ocean? NO WAY! (i only go ankle deep in salt water)
74. Get married? soon enough
75. Have kids? one on the way
76. (Girls)... Have sex with Bam Margera? ech!
(Guys)... Have sex with Carmen Electra?
77. Travel across the World? yep
78. Grow weed in your backyard? yeah ok, right, i think not
79. Move to Hawaii? maybe
80. Go cowtipping? tried that when i was drunk up north, my friend anded up in cow shit!
81. Have sex with the same sex? probably not
82. Have sex in the movie theaters? no, im a pussy when it comes to ppl seeing my naked ass ------------------------------------------------- What Interests you more?...(Hard Questions) Only pick ONE.
83. Alcohol or Marijuana? alcohol
84. Summer or Winter? the fridged winter
85. Piercings or tattoos on the opposite sex? depends on where they have em
86. Rap or Rock? NO rap pleeeeeeeeeeeeze!
87. Fridays or Saturdays? Saturdays
88. Phone or AIM? neither
89. Party at your house or a friend's? friend's...no mess to clean
90. Dark hair or light hair on the opposite sex? Dark
91. Lust or Love? Love
92. Fake boobs or none at all? none at all! yay for flat bitches!!!
93. Pictures or videos? pictures show the emotion more
94. Beach or Pool? private beach
95. Wild people or innocent people? innocent
96. Truth/Dare? TRUTH
97. Living on your own or with your parents? on my own
98. In opposite sex.. slut or virgin? not a slut but not a virgin
99. Orange Juice or apple juice? Apple when im feeling happy, Orange when im tired
soooo cold! sitting in my uncle's computer room(which is just a sunroom off the back of his house) and it has no heat in here! burrr. well everyone of my family members(on my mom's side) are in flordia except me for the funeral...seriously i hope i dont go into early labor before they get back, that would suck. to only have billy's family there at the birth of my first child would break my heart. i just have to hold her in for 2 more weeks, hope i can do it. they keep calling to check on me telling me to keep my feet up, legs crossed, etc. it's rather ammusing, because they know im a spaz that can't sit still for more than a 15 minute period...which makes this "bed rest" thing obsolete.
ok im going to make us some breakfast, billy's probably hungry...
lastnight i had to leave work early to go to the hospital. turns out i was having minor contractions due to dehydration...fun huh? after many attempts of them putting in my IV, pumping me full of liquid, and heart monitors, they sent me home. oh the joys of pregnancy!
today at my doctor's appt., my obgyn put me on bed-rest...which fucking sucks, no work, shopping, stairs, sex, walking around for long periods of time, etc. i have a feeling i am going to have an extreamly long month...*sigh*
on top of it all (today's events), my grandfather passed away earlier this afternoon, he lives in flordia and the funeral is going to be down there, of coarse, i can't go.
groggy
peaceful
lazy