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i really hope they never contradict yang saying “ruby couldnt talk yet” when summer left, despite her being like. 3 at that point so i can keep using it as evidence that ruby is autistic
i think it's important for most people's mental health to have a space where they can safely and unashamedly express being horny and i don't mean milquetoast tongue-in-cheek "oh step on me mommy" jokes or whatever i mean capital h Horny
this is wholly genuine btw. repressing aspects of your personality 24/7 is actively unhealthy and damaging and you have to accept that sexual desire does not exist separately from your other personality traits.
in the same way as it's good for you to have somewhere where you can express your anger or grief or joy without filtering it through layers of irony to make it palatable to an audience, most people stand to benefit from having room to be openly sexual in ways that the format of socially-acceptable "relatable comedy" doesn't encompass
ah! so you’re the grimey little pimp who i hired to bathe me in wet kinetic sand, are you?
I lied put your clothes back on. now take them off again. now put them on . sliiiide to the left. sliiiide to the right. cha cha real smooth
I'm inordinately amused that the phrase "that's how it is on this bitch of an earth" entered the Tumblr lexicon—not just because it's an authentic quote from Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godot, but because somehow Beckett wrote a line in perfect Internet Dialect 50 years before the internet became widespread
whatever. go my scallops
last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops
Anonymous asked
r u single?
marlin-finding-nemo replied
Yes, I do not have a dissociate identity disorder but there is nothing wrong with people who do
Obsessed with the person who tagged their reblog with the full class, order, family, and genus of this beast
the deltarune fandom loves to demonize susie for living in castle town because "it's escapism" but tbh i think a lot of them don't realize that sometimes escaping is not only a good thing but necessary for your survival. the game goes out of its way to demonstrate that the dark world is a real place where things have the same amount of gravity as they do in the light world (berdly getting his arm broken/getting snowgraved, the titan fight having a real effect on the church, everyone remembers all of the events in the exact same way,) and so i think it's better read as an allegory for leaving your abusive home for a friend's house in another town than it is "those damn kids like their iphones and video games too much" or "spooky evil hallucinations because hallucinations are spooky and evil you guys"
“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.
dose anyone want to kill me
I FUCKING LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAHHH!!!!!! THEYRE SO AWESOME!!!!! REBLOG IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE FUCKING AWESOME AND COOL AND YOU LOVEE THEMMMMM!!!!!!!!!