Real Kay Hours

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
keiachi-chan
keiachi-chan

Breaking: cutest boy in the world(me) is sleepy tired :(

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Tragic: most sweet adorable boy ever(me) is an insomniac

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Heartwarming: very cutest trans boy in the whole wide world (me) has been prescribed sleep medicine that works

He can finally get sleep and actually rest

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Soul Crushing: Angriest boy in the goddam universe(me) hasn't been able to get a refill on said medicine since LAST JULY and is going to kill himself ASAP

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Vaguely Annoying: Sleepiest boy EVER is being refused his sleep medicine that actually works in favour of some medicine that is supposed to help with his chronic migraines and sleep - it does NEITHER

Pinned Post kay is so so tired kay is sleep deprived
jeanbean16
jeanbean16

Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.

ladyshinga
amaraqwolf

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Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

willow-wanderings

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

roach-works

robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.

even robots need downtime.

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casey-doodle
casey-doodle

Blue shows up accompanied by a beautiful soundtrack and roses, being a diva, a fucking beautiful black gnc feminine ballerino, IMMEDIATELY telling us honestly that he's just a flower in a shape of a man, has beautiful shiny wings, heals us gives his blessing saying that him and the fun gang are on the same side and only gets angry when he starts to suspect we did something bad to Yellow. When he finds Yellow he acts like the best boyfriend ever and then fights with us not to actually defeat us but prove that we are trustworthy, since Integrity is important to him, in said fight he provides us the missing evidence if needed. Sure he steals the petals and Orange's glove but to make gifts and sugarcoats 1. To not hurt anyone 2. To not accidentally hurt Yellow which can lead to a literal tragedy. He heals us after the big boss fight and also welcomes us in the secret room where we can buy the flowers things that will help uś lots. Hes also already foreshadowed in chapter 4 by the best NPC (opinion)

Best flower hands down

kraftsmagic
keiachi-chan

I made art for my UT!Blellow crackfic that you can read for free: (It's right here click here) Warning for bad pacing

Quick description:

In this borderline fix-it fic, the Justice and Integrity kids just... Stay with Toriel. For like four years. And then Frisk falls, and they finally decide to leave. Nobody dies and everyone will be happy!!!!

If you read it please leave a kind comment I respond to everything

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kraftsmagic

MORE ART OF THIS AU IM SO SO JOYOUS!!!

keiachi-chan

I love them that’s why I made the “JJ&E AU” tag :3c

To separate em from my other drawings

yes that is how tags work thank god you like Beau I accidentally made him the main character Not my fault though Blue is my favorite flower and it's not even close Ohyes here are the prev tags —> beau is my fav colt is essentially tied but I like beau’s mild insanity *moderate ough my sillies is this how tags work <— end of prev tags