Keferon

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Anonymous asked:

kef is really living the dream, living in a practical cottage in the woods, one(?i don't know if that's the word, english is not my strong suit) with nature and drawings


not helping the fortune cookie forest gremlin rumors though

I am not even gonna try to deny the rumours hhaha I very much am. A forest gremlin.

voymiris asked:

You mentioned you have a summer house. Can you tell us something about it? For example, what do you do there? Do you have your own vegetable garden? And have you ever thought about decorating the fence in a unique way? Personally, I have a lot of plans for my imaginary dacha :D

I didn’t say it was a summer house I said it was a forest house. A house in a forest. (In the woods?) In which I live all year:D There are apple trees and cherry trees and some berry bushes around it. I don’t know the proper english names for most of the berries though. Only blueberries and strawberries. I’m too lazy to look up the names for other ones, there’s like ten more of them.

The garden also has some greens and vegetables. And fuckton of frogs and lizards napping in it constantly haha.

And spiders. There is. Just insane amout of spiders everywhere and half of them are pretty much citizens of the house at this point.

And me well I make cartoons and draw yaoi and then I go outside and touch grass.

generally there's a lot of animals chilling around and I constantly forget that not everyone are used to living with forest animals frogs are hella loud at night lizards had their babies recently so now I see the tiny lizard kids from time to time last week saw a lizard that was two times shorter than my pinkie:D there are ravens too. and crows. But ravens are genuinely soooo cool I kinda want to befriend them one day Oh and I have a lake in a walkable distance from my house a lake with a lot of fish. And a lot of wild clay too dang I am just saying random stuff that wasn't asked jfjfkdbd anyway I am not big on decorating so the house itself is very plain and the fence is just a boring fence Sometimes I see american houses with like. absolutely empty lawns and rectangular backyards and they look so weird to me my house might not be the prettiest but compared to those I am a great example of witch core or how do you call it? goblin core? whenever I feel like I need a break I just go outside and start picking berries it's very therapeutic~ oh another cool thinh there is a railway in a distance and sometimes at night I can see the light from wagons' windows blinking bet *between the trees it looks absolutely magical I don't have a lawn I lave a field of clovers instead it's blooming right now it's very pretty what else to say I dunno Let's leave it at that

alien-bagels asked:

Wait a second....if all ur bots in ur TF AUs all wear CLOTHES, does that mean... that this is one of the painfully rare instances where ....the TF bots are ... just straight up a clothes wearing species that think of naked-ness the same way WE do? Because in a lot of AUs, the bots consider taking off their outer armor shells as NAKED. Get where I'm going with this????

They wear clothes in the same sense as we wear jewelry and hats. For prettiness and for protection against weather. Drift doesn’t wear any clothes at all and he is just seen as not fashionable for that.

At least that’s the lore. The real reason is that I had to survive drawing over five hundred pages of robots so I used clothes to cover up the most hard-to-draw parts. Which are hips and shoulders mostly.

Like I know that in tf fandom space clothes are usually used as a way to make robot designs spicy or more interesting by adding shapes and details to already existing ones but my way is the opposite way, I use clothes to reduse the amount of details and save my wrists from carpal tunnel👍

the “omg can they be naked??” is quite popular type of question I kind of invited it myself when I gave them clothes eh anyway Drift doesn't wear any clothes 99% of the time and he is not considered weird for that just not fashionable Wing didn't wear any clothes Shockwave was chilling without them for some time taking off the armor would technically mean a mech is naked but to other mechs it would be like “oh they are vulnerable to damage rn” the sexy stuff exists but it isn't centered around one universal concept of nudity one mech will get all excited if their partner removes their clothes/armor other mech will be into wearing specific clothes some of them see a spark exposed and think it's sexy others will be like “bruh someone's internals became external eww” it's a matter of taste tf mystic tales

alien-bagels asked:

Thanks for mentioning Vector prime in one of ur comics! He is my favorite!

Oh an excuse to yap about Vector:o He is absolutely precious to me hehe. I remember seeing him for the first time in tf cybertron and thinking “who the fuck is that….wait hold on THE OLD MAN IS A PRIME???” I had completely forgotten that Optimus isn’t the only Prime in existence because every show ever concentrates super hard on Optimus being a Prime.

Anyway. There was always a lot of little details hinting at the Thirteen in Tf cartoons. Artefacts and old tech and other stuff. But it was never alive people. So I got really used to thinking about them as uhhh..flat background lore? Relics of the past.

And then Vector showed up PERSONALLY and jumpscared me with all the cool shit he could do>:D Like, fuck the artefacts! We have the creator himself here! He does cool stuff and gives advice and bends time and space and knows tons of random lore he isn’t supposed to know. Most importantly he had enough screen time for me to start caring about him. That’s hella rare for a Prime who isn’t Optimus. In animation at least.

Vector Prime made me go ‘wait where can I see his squad?’ other Primes I mean Quintus in ES was quite disappointing. Mostly in design but also because he was just there to make humans special chosen ones Megatronus and Solus in Prime Wars vere alright *were ES Liege was kinda cool in design but very mwehhh in intellect points I liked his fuckass horns lmao all the Primes in tf1 were just flat Prima was gorgeous and Amalgamous was shaped all of them felt as the same ‘powerful and responsible’ mech huge kudos on Alchemist Prime in Cyberverse though! That mech was absolutely amazing fun shapes fun personality perfection in every way A+ on writing a retired Prime I heard there are Primes in RiD I need to look that up apparently they have Micronus?? I dunno Anyway if I had to make a tier list of Primes Optimus wouldn’t make it to the best half of it not anymore haha also I did not read IDW comics dedicated to the Thirteen bc imma be honest my frustration over IDW writing kinda scared me away everyone is randomly being a jerk to each other. characters forgetting their own lore. spontaneous change of anyone's personality I figured I much more enjoy the media that has more control over it's writing team. Which is usually animation

crimsonsaria asked:

You haven’t posted in three days after telling us the sun is a death laser…..are you okay? Should we be sending help? Ice water? A glacier? (Seriously though take care of yourself the heat this summer is no joke!)

I am kind of. Extremely miserable and very slow and by brain is a jellyfish. Not in any dangerous way, it’s just very hard to think and concentrate.

I am not a summer animal I am a winter animal I can withstand low temperatures no problem bu I completely melt in high ones and my forest house quite literally doesn’t have enough power to get an AC unit I could buy it but it wouldn’t have enough electricity to eat so I just manage with various summer hacks and hope for the best I heard theres a strom approaching I hope it will visit my place