This Community has been created for the sole purpose of bringing people together for a cause. While we all love David and wish no malice toward him, sometimes it's just fun to kick someone in the ass. While few have actually done this to David, what fun would it be to get together and talk about how we would do it...or just shoot the breeze about kicking other people in the ass.
Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. Members of this community love David and are glad to have him as a friend. We're just kind of bastards that just like kicking people in the ass.