I Don’t Know What I’m Doing

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
karateriver
karateriver

Things in ffviii that I don’t see discussed enough:

Rinoa ripping Squall a new one right before he passes the hell out into a Laguna dream

Squall getting stabbed and tortured and everyone just moving on with their lives

Squall getting so upset at the idea of Ellone depending on him that he has to sit down

Squall getting in his head again at Trabia Garden and Rinoa basically telling him to use his words

There’s probably more I can’t think of.

karateriver

Okay, so I’ve written fanfic about the first two things on this list now.

https://archiveofourown.org/series/6248811

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Things in ffviii that I don’t see discussed enough:

Rinoa ripping Squall a new one right before he passes the hell out into a Laguna dream

Squall getting stabbed and tortured and everyone just moving on with their lives

Squall getting so upset at the idea of Ellone depending on him that he has to sit down

Squall getting in his head again at Trabia Garden and Rinoa basically telling him to use his words

There’s probably more I can’t think of.

final fantasy viii ff8 squall leonhart
cleolinda
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today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

krystal-prisms

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

  • my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.
  • the truth is actually weirder
  • she’s aware dandelions look like this
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she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

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she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

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gosh I enjoy this website

authoratmidnight

For comparison, this is a daffodil

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quietlygrousing

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

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maejacrezz007

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

fractiousrvt

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

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blood-trip-god2

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

delphinidin4

This is a marigold:

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

karateriver

This post is gold. My dad calls the daffodils jonquils and says that they are the first flowers of Spring. Around here, they come up in February for reasons best known to themselves (climate change).

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