i’m askin’ for it if they do

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

i was the on set food supervisor on the vampire lestat and my job was to put estrogen in everyones lunch like a dogs pill wrapped in ham. yeah just got the call i did so well they want me back and are giving me a raise

The first edition of Dracula by Bram Stoker, published on May 26, 1897

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

i need to read everything ever before the end of the summer

send me more posts like this. thank you

I love being a feminist bitch. ever since I was 13 I’ve known this

locked thread about the vampire lestat being bad lgbt representation in the music industry that starts with a real people can’t queerbait argument with 500 comments in between before ending on didn’t his ex-husband kill 130 gay men in the bay area from 1972-1973?

THE THING LAY STILL INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022—)

someone has to fetishize canadians