Super happy everybody gets married and has lots of babies YA fantasy ending, except it depicts a principal character retiring from public life to craft horrible flesh homunculi in some fetid catacomb, presented in a way that's tonally indistinguishable from its conventional counterpart.
computah, remove ai from everything
computah, destroy all ai data centers
the ads on bookstagram are ragebaiting me at this point. “imagine the phantom of the opera but make it a love triangle with one guy who is a tortured artist and one guy who is a golden retriever boyfriend” okay so you mean the fucking phantom of the opera
Cat from Software Inc.
The older I get, the stayer I home.
one time a being of pure light & truth appeard to me and started saying some bullshit but i ignored it
did you have to use that photo for that
Thinking about 13 Latvias again
I genuinely belive this is the funniest fucking thing we will ever get from reddit
I need you all to know that I think about 13 Latvias so much that now every time I meet someone from Latvia I have to resist the urge to ask "which one"
In the Latviaverse this is just a normal map
oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do
oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
Flying Frog from Rollercoaster Tycoon 3: Wild
secret organizations for studying paranormal phenomena are always calling the creatures they find like "specimen 58008" or some fake latin taxonomy or something vague and ominous like "the red angel" or whatever and thats all well and good but i want a story about a bunch of cryptozoologists going around naming things the way people name like actual birds and lizards and shit.
i want to get lost in the woods and meet the ring-tailed tree creeper and roger's false elk. i want a character who is desperate to prove this monster is actually a distinct species from that very similar looking monster so they can name it after themself. i want two field researchers narrowly escaping an encounter with some ten foot tall thing made of carnivorous vines and one of them is like wow wait til the guys back at the lab hear we got that close to a lesser thorn-backed bone eater 🙂 and the other scientist is like.,...... 😰lesser?
thank you for appreciating my boobs calculator joke but the real overlooked gem of this post is rogers false elk. basically this entire post was just an excuse to come up with a hypothetical monster called rogers false elk. its just so pleasing to me. does nobody care him? does nobody but me care for rogers false elk?
#thinking about these guys i saw on r/frogs. hello little babi and what are u doing here even
