Conglomeration Abomination

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
wizardarchetypes
wizardarchetypes

average tumblr user do not fall for that latest 50k notes post about Comrade IT Guy who loves it when OP uses their company computer to write explicit fanfics and check their neopets dailies on the clock. that's great for them. it does not apply to you. use your phone. use your personal computer. do not use your company device for personal work & play. Tumblr Post Comrade IT Guy does not work for your company.

wizardarchetypes

#txt #not worth risking the job u can write porn and do neopets at

exactly.

people post
desultory-suggestions
ghostwithoutagrave

*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inherently selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.

things to remember
necronatron
katenepveu

acrobatic squirrel

This squirrel attempted to jump a full six feet (yes, I measured) from a nearby bush to the bird feeder. Its first two misses were spectacular, so much so that when it made it on the third try, I let it hang out and eat as many peanuts as it wanted.

squirrel leaps, fails to catch the edge of the bird feeder and flips end-over-end to the groundALT
squirrel leaps, fails to catch the edge of the bird feeder and flips end-over-end to the ground, againALT
squirrel finally succeeds in catching the edge of the bird feederALT

(I'm sorry I didn't manage to get the leaps to sync up, but I've already spent quite a lot of time turning the video into gifs that'll upload here, so.)

necronatron

Omg determination

squirrels cute