umami, the "Fifth Emotion" (Posts tagged chris redfield)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
black and white sketch of leon and jill from resident evil. leon's hand hovers over jill's shoulder, shaking. leon is smiling but uncomfortable, an arrow pointing to him with "straining" written next to it. jill is looking away, unperturbed, picking her nose. an arrow points to her with "does not give a frick" next to it.ALT
black and white sketch of claire and chris redfield from resident evil. claire is crossing her arms and raising a brow, an arrow pointing to her with "has known both of them for too long to be fooled" next to it. chris is emotional, eyes watery and hands raised, saying "huh?" an arrow points to him with "the only one convinced" next to itALT
black and white sketch of ada wong from resident evil. she is frowning, an arrow pointing at her with "knows it's fake, irritated anyway" next to itALT
discord screen cap with the following text: jill: routinely forgets about it. someone will be like "so ur boyfriend--" and she will just be like Huh. oh right leon: 1 million percent doesnt see her that way so hes just like how do i..............describe her, ada shows up like "wow she even has the same haircut as me? looks like someone couldnt move on" and leons like "contrary to what u may believe, not Everything is about u" and adas like (stares in french) and leons like [strained] "shes.......... a good woman" and adas like A Good Woman. (turns away) uh huh (<- not buying it at all)ALT

happy valentine’s day here’s my nonsensical and pointless fake dating au

resident evil leon kennedy jill valentine claire redfield chris redfield ada wong leon s kennedy when i say nonsensical and pointless i mean there is no endgame here the thought just popped in my head and i thought it was funny also it’s not that chris is dumb it’s that he trusts them and his feelings are hurt because since this came outta left field OBVIOUSLY they were hiding it from him my stuff i say no endgame. the endgame is specifically Not jill/leon