At the big abnormal portal in the basement. straight up "finding it". and by "it" haha well. lets justr say. the author of tge journals. my brother

“Okay. Here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna enter your room, you’re gonna take off your work shirt and put on something more comfortable. And preferably clean. You’re gonna put on your favorite cardigan. And you’re gonna cry. Doesn’t matter how long. Doesn’t matter how little. It just has to be. And then you are gonna drink some water, and then you are gonna remind yourself that you are loved by so many people and that this day will never, ever happen again. And then you are gonna remind yourself that in order to enjoy the good things, you have to experience the bad things. And then you’re gonna turn on your laptop, and this is the most important part: you are going to play Minecraft.”

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

Cueball

wrote an incredibly self-indulgent line today that got me extremely flustered. and naturally when trying to figure out how to cool myself off my initial response was to say "i'm dj normal" to myself

Oh! The intimacy of adopting each other’s vocabulary.

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

there are so many rules in the wizard's companion it's kinda crazy like wdym if i don't put my right shoe on first i'm banned from magic forever

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🔮 sagelysaging Follow

it's kind of insane that the pure-hearted one is thirteen and we just listen to everything he says. like if saviour oliver robbed me dry on the streets i'd be like well i'm sure he needs it for something

🏔️ emberirondiamond Follow

didnt he almost dry up one of al mamoons historical milk fountains

🔮 sagelysaging Follow

he's a growing boy

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PLEASE DO NOT harvest and ingest wild poison-be-gone if you don't know what you're doing!! The leaves of a poison-be-gone look VERY SIMILAR to baneflower leaves which are DEADLY POISONOUS!!! I just got someone in who made this mistake and he was very lucky to survive :(

🏕️ poisonedapple Follow

lol surely people arent that dumb... everyone knows baneflowers were grown by shadar to stop people from moving around. they literally hurt you when you touch them i refuse to believe people are eating them like poison be gones

🖼️ twinkle-twinkle Follow

What

🐗 rolypolyrhinosaur Follow

have you ever touched a baneflower

🌬️ genie-ous Follow

I regularly use baneflowers in my alchemy and they do nothing to me. I really have no idea where this person got this from

🥧 castinginsight Follow

Baneflowers are completely safe to touch, though they are deadly poisonous if you ingest them. OP may have been thinking of the Hamelin children's tale about the Dark Djinn putting baneflowers around Nevermore to ward off people attempting to overthrow him, and only the Pure-Hearted One could cut them down.

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🎆 drowsyydrops Follow

are we gonna talk about the guy putting poisonous flowers in their alchemy

🌅 wlw-wincy Follow

do you think alchemy is only for food

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🎱 wiseard Follow

made this while talking to my nonmagical friend

🔥 smallestfry Follow

The heart pieces have what now

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mmy lifge is fuckuing over dude

🐗 rolypolyrhinosaur Follow

i used shift shape to give myself a dick tattoo as a joke nad I CAN;'T FUCKING GET RIDO FI T IT'S ON MY FUCKING FOREHEADDDD does anyone. know a way. to reverse a spell. easily

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just nix yourself?

🐗 rolypolyrhinosaur Follow

JUST NIXC MYSEFL????? THE SPELL NIX? THE ONE AT THE BACK OF THE LIST? THE ONE THE FGUCKING PURE-HEARTED ONE CAN'T CAST??? JUST NIX MYSELF??????????? JUST CAST ONE OF THE HARDEST SPELLS IN THE GODDAMN BOOK?????????????????

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post cancelled i forgot the word nix is not exclusive to the spell

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I genuinely can't believe people are still posting about Emperor Marcassin like some of you are. He quite literally turned my city into a police state where you were barely even allowed to talk to another human being. It makes me so fucking pissed off I don't care about him being brokenhearted he made all of our lives miserable for years and we're meant to forgive him because he was cursed??? Like

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🐗 porstanprince Follow

miss this eraaaa 😊💞

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🌒 levitatewithme Follow

Let's settle this once and for all:

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🍄 glowingcap Follow

!!!! DO NOT STIR YOUR CAULDRON CLOCKWISE WORST MISTAKE OF MY FUCKING LIFE !!!!

🍲 cauldronfucker Follow

sucks to suck my genie loves it when i stir clockwise it adds spice to our alchemy sessions. i l;ove it when the cauldron explodes

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Thank you Leafblr user cauldronfucker. For your advice

Vindictae Trahit Exitium

Those who seek revenge shall destroy themselves

FINALLY DONE ralsei with swords ( ^^)/ +=={:::::::::::::::::>

Soma 😔

Orpheus and Eurydice and Orpheus and Eurydice (dr/krusie Comic)

Time Pass for you and me

feverly making this shit just because i saw this

thank you Canva for the background

school...? what are you talking about? lets go fishing!!