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gay subtext? in MY priest???

@judblanc

adult | nsfw content abound | any pronouns | pfp by @theloucoffee

marta helen peg jud and [noah segan character du jour] knives out 4 blanc scooby gang bc blanc got kidnapped and they need to find out who did it. marta is there bc shes great in medical emergencies and shes financing the whole endeavor but she cant lie without throwing up so helen is in charge of the plan while peg and jud take turns buttering up the suspects with absolute bullshit that they make up on the spot noah segan is hungry and/or wants a snack but theyre just using him as bait in their booby traps. they find blanc in some kinky dungeon and remove the mask of the culprit and it's phillip who went evil because blanc asked for sole custody of the cat in the divorce and this was actually some elaborate postdivorce bdsm scene and everyone is really embarrassed except jud who looks like he kinda wants in on it

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affirmations when opening a stuck jar:

  • I am stronger than the jar
  • ⁠⁠I know what left and right are
  • ⁠⁠smashing the jar will make a mess
  • ⁠⁠I have strong and dextrous hands
  • ⁠⁠I have opened jars before and I will open jars again
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A patient, explaining what their relationship is to their new visitor who was headed up to see them, said, “he’s my guardian,” and I said “oh I didn’t you had a legal guardian,” and the patient said, “he’s not my legal guardian, he’s my spiritual and physical guardian. He is also my brother. Well, I say he’s my brother. He’s like a brother. He’s my husband.” And I say this with genuinely no judgment, just pure curiosity, what

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im an adult man who lives a cuteness lifestyle

Anonymous asked:

Mistah Judblanc you’re making me go crazy you’re making me go insane I have to rewatch wudm one thousand times and then write one thousand fanfictions RAHAUUGGHHGGHAHHAAAHAAAAA

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